Youth Group Sh*t

Caroline and Meredith are deep in their youth group archives this week -- flash mobs, mission-trip drama, the strangely intense makeout culture no one warned us about, pickled pig feet, and the leader who kept requesting Meredith sing Fergie’s part at karaoke... like 6 times in one night... Plus your confessions, which did not disappoint! 

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Transcript

Zoom Intro And Small-Town Bar Night

SPEAKER_00 0:11

Hi, welcome to Sister Ship. Happy Tuesday. I'm Caroline. I'm Meredith. We are recording on Zoom tonight.

SPEAKER_02 0:22

So the audio might sound a little different, but we're here, you guys, and we are excited to talk about youth groups.

SPEAKER_00 0:31

We like but first we have to debrief our debrief, debrief our weekend, which is why we aren't recording together because we just got back from Beaufort yes last night. Um but we had a very eventful evening on Friday.

Karate Coach, Triplet Bit, And Hummingbirds

SPEAKER_02 0:51

We did, we did. You know, if you're ever feeling a little bit down and you're from a small town, go back to that small town, hit the local bar.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Get all gussied up.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

Get all gussied up, hit the local bar. And you're gonna feel like a million bucks because me and Caroline and our cousin Hannah went out, and our company may have been 40 years older than us.

SPEAKER_00 1:16

I was gonna say, let's like just really, really emphasize the fact that like no one that was hitting on us was like exciting. But we got hit on the ball.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

But damn if we weren't the bells of the ball. It was like they hadn't seen a woman in months. Months. I think that place was 85% men over 45.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

Yeah, over the age of 45. Yeah. And like bar flies.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

Yeah. We ran into Hannah's, our cousin Hannah's um karate coach.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

Yeah, from childhood. I'm like sitting next to him.

SPEAKER_02 1:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

And he's like, hey, I teach karate. So Mare and I are like talking his ears off. And then I'm like, wait, where's your studio? And he's like, Ladies island. I'm like, uh-huh. He's like, buy the food line. And I'm like, please hold. And I turned to my cousin Hannah. I'm like, Hannah, I'm sitting next to your old karate structure. Oh my gosh. It was so he hung out with us for so long.

SPEAKER_02 2:25

He did. He wanted to show me pictures of his hummingbirds. He told us the story of his birds. Definitely 70s.

SPEAKER_00 2:33

Oh yes. Because all night we were telling everyone that we were triplets, but that Meredith was born six minutes early. And he was like, Oh, I'm a twin. And we were like, What? He's like, Yeah, but my my twin came out of stillborn a week before me.

SPEAKER_02 2:51

You said, Did you eat your twin in birth?

SPEAKER_00 2:55

Why did I say that?

SPEAKER_02 2:57

Why? Yeah, that was like insensitive. I don't think so. But yeah, his twin was born, still born a week before him. A week before him. Anyway, so then the rest of the weekend we kind of did nothing, and it was honestly so wonderful. We didn't even do a dish. It really was like we ate off ate off of paper plates. We like had nothing to do. It was fantastic. We went fishing.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

On Sunday, we literally lived off of candy and popcorn until like 5 p.m.

SPEAKER_02 3:31

That was unintentional. We like did not shop well. But I ate the rest of that candy and popcorn today.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

What said who cares? We didn't have anyone else to feed.

Weekend Debrief And Candy For Dinner

SPEAKER_02 3:43

That's true. It's true.

Shifting To Youth Group Theme

SPEAKER_00 3:46

It was lovely. Oh okay. Should we get into it? Yeah, we're chatting about youth group tonight, which is very um prevalent in Meredith and I'd childhood. So very what in our childhood?

Listener Stories Kickoff: Flash Mobs

SPEAKER_02 4:08

Prevalent. A little bit. You're like cutting out every shoe. Well, you're it's okay. It's not horrible. I keep I'm just like missing a couple words. It'll be fun. It'll be like a little game. Um, okay. So we asked you guys to send us your favorite youth group, like cringiest or like funniest or whatever about youth group. I tried to get Keith to tell my favorite story of his childhood or his like adolescence because he but he said it didn't really fit the bill because it wasn't technically like a church activity. It was just with his mentor, but basically it ended up ended with him in jail, and his mom had to like have some words with someone at the sh at the station. Oh my god. With his like discipleship leader. But it wasn't like a church activity.

SPEAKER_00 5:09

Okay, but like this wasn't like they egged some cars. Sinister. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 5:16

No, no, no. They egged cars and someone got really mad and like called the cops.

SPEAKER_00 5:23

Oh my gosh. Yep. Anyway. Well, Jay's story is that whenever he was in middle school youth group, him and his bestie pal um wrapped their faces with saran wrap and then fake made out with saran wrap over their faces. And the youth instructor made their mom come pick them up.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

I met Jay in a youth group setting. I would have done the same thing. He was a lot. Um yeah, he was. Him with that friend. They were intense. Yeah, they were very. But yeah, so who wants to go first? We've got some fun entries.

SPEAKER_00 6:08

Um you can go. Okay. We got some short ones. Like one of them was that like all it said, which I need so many more details. All it said was frozen flash mob or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

Frozen flash mob at a Chick-fil-A. And I said, I'm gonna need more. I need to I need to know. Did you change the words to make them Christian? How many people were involved? Was Chick-fil-A notified? Like, or was it a true flash mob? Who played Elsa? Like, I need no, I need more. I need to know more about that. I've been in so many flash mobs.

SPEAKER_00 6:53

You have you have a flash mob like repertoire.

Missions, Norway, And Almost-Flash-Mob

SPEAKER_02 6:57

Well, really, just honestly, just the one. But I was almost in a flash mob. I took a year off and went went to Norway with a mission organization for the like what would have been my sophomore year of high school. I mean, not high school, of college. And where are our messages? Oh, here they are. And the week, first week I get to Norway, we go to this like national conference with like all of these, all these like hundreds of people from different schools in my organization. And we were doing like evangelism, like day one. We were like listening to some teaching, doing some evangelism. It was my first time in like a youth with a mission setting. And if you know about youth with a mission, I had a very positive experience, but like it can be pretty not like um not Pentecostal, but like kind of like it's a little people speaking in tongues.

SPEAKER_00 7:54

It's very people from all different types of backgrounds, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:59

Speaking in tongues, yeah, people in tongues. I mean, people speaking in tongues. I always had people passing out in my uh this was Norway, so it was like a little more mild because I feel like Norway is kind of a reserved um culture. But I my friend Rachel and I still to this day laugh about this because we spent a whole weekend, like a long weekend, learning this dance. I wish I could remember the song it was too, learning a dance that we were gonna go do flash mobs in like with in Oslo. And the girl that was teaching us all week wore a no bra and had both nipples pierced. Oh the whole weekend she was teaching us how to do it.

SPEAKER_00 8:42

Welcome to the youth group.

SPEAKER_02 8:44

Yes, it was wild, it was kind of wild, and we never got to do the dance because it rained.

SPEAKER_00 8:52

So yeah, all that wasted time looking at pierce nipples. Yes, she was amped to be there, and we knew remember our our we our church camp where we spent every we did like a pool day, and like all the girls were like in these little tiny bikinis, and like all the boys were like playing sports, and then me and our friend Megan spent the entire pool day coming up with a dance room, a synchronized pool dance.

Pool Dances, Gum Disasters, And Camp Antics

SPEAKER_02 9:23

I sure do. That was such a fun day. Yes, I do remember that. I think we were kind of menaces, it was but like in a cool way, yeah, not a cool way, in like a in like a harmless way, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 9:37

I think we were just annoyed. That same friend, we were very annoying because that same friend, remember, she ate she brought a bucket of like pieces of dub or double bubble, double bubble, it was like the bucket double bubble.

SPEAKER_02 9:51

She brought it and she ate all of it in one day, but was swallowing it, yes, and was contemplated so unwell.

SPEAKER_00 10:00

She was not okay, she had a giant gum ball stuck in her gut.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

So much gum.

SPEAKER_00 10:07

I know I can't swallow gum. No, I can't eat a skill that I have.

SPEAKER_02 10:12

I had a friend growing up that did it exclusively, and I thought it was not cool. I was like, I can't scare to do it. Anyway, so yeah, I've been, I would like to know more about the flash mob and Chick-fil-A because I need to know the level of performance. Like, was the music coming through the intercom? Was it coming through like someone's bow speaker? Were there costumes?

Seizures And Why Some Never Return

SPEAKER_00 10:40

I need to um this there was another short one, and this one's like so sad, but she said, I'm sorry, I'm laughing just because I know this person. But she said, I went one time when I first moved to South Carolina and a boy had a seizure, and I literally never went back. Oh, which like so fair.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

That's yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:05

I went to a Clemson game and a girl, I saw a girl have a seizure seizure, and I've never been back to a Clemson game. So totally.

SPEAKER_02 11:12

We had someone have a seizure when I took my ACT and I never took that again.

SPEAKER_00 11:17

Oh my gosh. I know.

Makeouts In The Woods And Camp Crushes

SPEAKER_02 11:19

I got a not I didn't get a great score either, and I probably should have taken it again. Seizures you did okay. They're serious. I know so I have a friend who sent four short ones.

SPEAKER_00 11:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:34

They made out with a boy in the woods at Canooga in North Carolina, while their friend also made out with a boy in the woods, not three feet away. If that is not youth group, I don't know what is. Speaking of someone that had their first kiss at church camp. Two, listen to Imogen Imogen Heaps hide and seek, probably 10 times in a row in a cabin with my youth group friends, and our jaws were on the floor. Love that. That song that is uh it really had our it really had like my age teen and a I probably know it if I heard it. Yeah, I don't I'm not gonna try to sing it because it's it's very auto-tuned. Okay. Three, thought I was hot shit and could get it, get it on and could get it on a mission trip, sweating all day, roofing houses, and trying to flirt with Andrew K. She told they told me I could use Andrew K's name because he's now married with two children. He's doing great. Okay. I don't think they got it on with Andrew K. But we went to uh we went to a service camp too where we were like roofing roofing houses, and I remember That's where your first makeout was. That was my first makeup was and I remember walking in on day one of that camp, being in the bathroom with girls who had been there the year prior, and they said we were like me and the girl I went with were like talking about how cute the boys were, and this girl came out. It was out of a movie. This girl came out of the stall and was like, just so you know, so-and-so's mine. And we were like, Okay. And we they she get with the clause, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 13:17

I mean, get with, you know, not like get with, but she that they were like I didn't have any hookup to church camp duo.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

I did meet Jay at church camp, but we didn't hook up at church camp.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

No, but you're you're perpetu you're eternally hooking up. You're eternally, you're eternally together.

SPEAKER_00 13:40

Thanks to church camp. I on that same church camp that we went to, um, not the one I went to with Jay, but the one Meredith and I would go to, I bought, I think we already talked about this, but I bought the um 50 Shades of Grey. 50 Shades of Grey book and some thongs like salt and no, that was on a sep that was in the sixth grade on a church trip or seventh grade. On a church trip where my mom was the group leader. I went to Wet Seal and I bought a bunch of thongs. But the the 51st or not 51st shades, 50 Shades of Grey one was I like genuinely was like, what? Yeah, why can't I read this?

SPEAKER_02 14:19

I was like trying to give you a hard time and you were like F off. My computer is so hot right now.

Thongs, Fifty Shades, And Youth Room Cuddles

SPEAKER_00 14:26

Oh no, I feel like coming from the girl that wanted me to spend my graduation money on a printer. You can just not give any input on my 50 Shades of Grey. I don't want you to have any fun. Okay. I didn't.

SPEAKER_02 14:40

This person's last one was they snuck in quotations into my church friend and into my god, I cannot read. Snuck into my church with friends, parentheses. We all have the door code to quotes watch Prince of Egypt in the youth room, aka cuddle with each other and hold hands on the big couches. Love that. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 15:00

I cuddled with Morgan Rosenau in the sixth grade. We were in this, um are like I don't know, but we I saw him randomly out in five points one time, like not that long ago. Like within the past five years. But, anyways, I we were in this like weird youth group Wednesday night church, like Bible study, where all we did was watch movies. Uh-huh. And then like talk about the movies, which was honestly amazing for a gal that's just trying to snuggle and hold hands. And so every Wednesday of my sixth grade year, I just like could not wait for Wednesday because I would be holding hands on the couch watching Simon Birch and like Birch these others.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

So romantic. Oh man, that's funny. Those are mine.

SPEAKER_00 16:04

Yeah. Okay, well, somebody else said that in they were in in the late 70s. They were on a youth group trip in our hometown, and the youth leader ran and picked up one of the teen girls to like throw her in the water, but she wasn't a part of the youth group. A random stranger and he didn't know. Oh no. Which, like, keep in mind, late 70s. Right now, nowadays there's safe sanctuary. You cannot be picking up the coacts.

Mistaken Identity And The Bus Ride Shame

SPEAKER_02 16:48

Not being part of the youth group is so funny and so awkward. One of my most embarrassing moments is kind of, I think I might have actually talked about this before, but is kind of adjacent to that. Where in youth group we went to a like children's home, but they were like peers, like they were our age, they were middle school. So it wasn't, I guess it was like a foster home situation. And we were like hugging the girls goodbye, and I hugged one of the girls, and then she got on the bus with us, and she was like part of the youth group. And I thought she was one of the foster girls, but because it was like a huge youth group and it wasn't my church, and I to this day it like makes me like feel dry and sweaty at the same time. Like, I I hate it, I hate that moment for everyone involved.

SPEAKER_00 17:51

You didn't just like be like, Yeah, I was I want to be your friend.

“Girl Watcher” Skit And Yikes Moments

SPEAKER_02 17:55

No, it was like bye, and then we all got on the bus. She probably never was like, I hugged her and said goodbye because I thought she was like And then she's hugging you back and said no, she was so confused. It's so not funny. I hate it, it's so embarrassing. I hate that. I know. Have I never told you that story? It's like truly one of my like one of that one of them that keeps me up at night.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

It's like the yeah, it goes in the box of things you never want to ever come back to, but then somehow it wakes you up at 3 a.m.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

Yes, that poor I hate that. I hate that so much.

SPEAKER_00 18:42

Okay, someone else said that their youth group had a celebrity dinner. I don't really know what that means, but the leader did a lip sync to the song I'm a girl watcher. And I don't know what that sounds like, but that doesn't sound good. I'm gonna play it. And it and wait, it fought, it finishes by saying he's now the mayor of our hometown.

SPEAKER_02 19:08

Okay, I have context, I have additional information. Did she give more information in that message? Because she texted me. She said they played this song as 10th grade girls walked by in like a skit to this song while the youth leader sang it.

SPEAKER_00 19:28

Oh my gosh.

Super Bowl Karaoke And Fergie Requests

SPEAKER_02 19:33

Did you hear it? No. Oh shoot. Well, look up Girl Watcher by the Occasians, and it's like, ah, my girl watch you. I'm a girl, watch uh. Something. I don't know. That's all. Oh gosh, who approved that? I don't know. I have a I have an experience where my gosh. Okay, I was at so many youth groups that like weren't my youth group. Mom would be like, I just feel like if we were going to a church, she's like, cool, no questions asked. Like, I feel like I went to so many youth groups. So I was at this random.

SPEAKER_00 20:11

I feel like that's how like most parents were. Yeah, I guess. It's like, oh, they're going to church. Great. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:17

So I went to this youth group that had like a very low attendance, like kind of an awkward vibe. And we had a Super Bowl party and it was a very conservative, it was a Baptist church. Um at the time I did not know that that meant they were like super conservative in all ways. And but we like weren't allowed to watch the commercials because they would might have been too sexual. So like while instead of watching Super Bowl commercials, we walk we did karaoke in between the and like played games in between the like while the commercials were going on. And I sang Where is the Love by the Black Eyed Peas? And the youth leader made me asked me to sing it like multiple times because he loved the way it sounded when I sang Fergie's part.

SPEAKER_00 21:13

Why?

SPEAKER_02 21:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:15

How old are you? Were you?

SPEAKER_02 21:17

I was like in 10th grade. Was I a good singer? Not that no like no. No Fergie. No, I'm not I'm no Fergie.

SPEAKER_00 21:28

You can't cartwheel and sing at the same time.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If y'all haven't seen that clip, please look up Furby cartwheeling and singing. It's Furby. Did I say Furby? Furky. Oh, it's so good.

Bringing Friends When Mom Leads Youth

SPEAKER_00 21:55

It is it and it's like for the more the like good morning, America. It's at like seven. She's just like one-handed cartwheeling, or like it's it's insane. She's flipping around.

SPEAKER_02 22:09

Yeah, something's up with her. But yeah, anyway, I think I sang it like no less than five times.

SPEAKER_00 22:15

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

Yeah. It was weird.

SPEAKER_00 22:20

Most of my youth group experience is like I didn't really have any friends that were going to church. I was the friend that went to church.

SPEAKER_02 22:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:29

So I would bring all of my friends to my youth group where my mom was the youth group leader. Yes. And that was interesting and fun. Question mark. Oh man. I remember we had to do this thing where we like fasted for so long. 30-day famine.

SPEAKER_02 22:55

30 hours 30 hour.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

30-hour famine.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

You had to raise money, you had to get sandwiched.

Thirty-Hour Famine And Poverty Lesson

SPEAKER_00 23:00

And yes. And so and I remembered you doing it before me. And at the end of y'all's, y'all got like a pancake dinner made by the people like these ladies at the church. They made you like this giant like breakfast for dinner meal. And like I was so stoked about that part. And I don't know why. I'm like, why did I want pancakes for dinner so bad? But that's like kind of why I signed up. But then um my mom being like the angel that she is, like, really wanted to like prove a point and was like, no, we aren't getting a giant meal at the end of our 30-hour famine. We are going to look up the average cost of like, or like the average money that like you spend on a meal when you're living in poverty. And we're gonna like walk. We walked to the grocery store. Oh my gosh, she was like, We're gonna, I I know it was so cool. We like walked to the grocery store to like see what it's like to not have transportation, and then we like had to like all plan under this tiny budget of like what could feed all like 15 of us or something. It was looking back at the time, I was very disappointed about that.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

Did you not know that until after you signed up?

SPEAKER_00 24:30

Yeah, I think it was like maybe thought of like once we were there.

SPEAKER_02 24:37

Maybe, maybe no way, but she probably knew you wouldn't come unless she trapped you.

SPEAKER_00 24:44

Yeah, y'all did that a lot to me. Did we? Remember, y'all both got y'all went in on a ticket to um whatchamacallit for my Christmas present?

unknown 24:56

No.

SPEAKER_00 24:57

Wait.

Gross Games, Milk Chugs, And Fear Factor

SPEAKER_02 24:58

It was like a church conference. Oh, I thought you wanted to go to that. You bring that up.

SPEAKER_00 25:04

I loved it. I was very thankful that I went, but I remember opening it and being like, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 25:17

It's so funny. In my memory, you had like mentioned wanting to go, but maybe you didn't. Maybe I told you you wanted to go, which is what I did to you last year, last birthday. I bought you a ticket to that Christmas festival.

SPEAKER_00 25:34

There's a happy birthday. There's this festival I've been dying to go to.

SPEAKER_02 25:39

Yeah, and it was fine.

SPEAKER_00 25:42

It was fine.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

It was cute.

SPEAKER_00 25:46

It was cute.

SPEAKER_02 25:47

We got our souvenir mod, and we said won't be coming back. Um happy birthday. Happy birthday. Um, yeah, I have mostly good memories from youth group, to be honest. Just a few.

SPEAKER_00 26:06

I went to this other, I did go to another youth group one time, and they were doing like all these different like yard games or something. It was like like food fights and weird, dirty, gross stuff. Uh-huh. Youth groups love to do that. Whenever I was a young life leader, I literally had to get I became they did like Sunday ice cream sundae games, and they like made me into an ice cream sundae. Oh, gross. It was disgusting. That's gross. But, anyways, um, I went to this one other church, and honestly, I think it was Jay's church. Like, I went up to Charleston, like, went to his church for some youth group thing. But they made uh Becca Swisher's brother chug a gallon of milk and then projectile vomit it. And I was like, I'm never coming back.

SPEAKER_02 26:59

That was a thing. I've won multiple eating challenges at church events. One time I uh I won a fear factor.

SPEAKER_00 27:06

And not at church events.

SPEAKER_02 27:08

Wait, which one are you thinking of?

SPEAKER_00 27:11

The one for Carolina girls.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

Oh yeah. Uh you're right. I one time won a fear factor where we had to eat just like gross stuff, and we kept like having I don't know why it wouldn't end. They had to keep like upping the ante, and I had to eat like I don't know, it wasn't that bad.

SPEAKER_00 27:31

But then didn't you have to eat like a pickled chicken?

Eating Challenges Regrets And Survivor Talk

SPEAKER_02 27:33

I had to eat a pickled pickled pig's foot. I think like both of the people that were still in it, like no one was dropping out. So then, like, I had to eat a pickled egg and then a pickled pig's foot, which was absolutely sick. And then, like, in a bad way, and then I had to eat it. It was like an Oreo. But I only won 20$20. And then another time I was at this crazy challenge game, like like midnight scavenger hunt in the woods thing that was honestly so freaking fun. That this weird culty church used to do every year for Thanksgiving. Not Thanksgiving, Halloween, Halloween. It was so fun. But if you got in jail, you could either like spend your time in jail or get out immediately if you finished a challenge. And so I ate a smoothie that was like ketchup and like intestines of some kind, and like egg and hot steel.

SPEAKER_04 28:32

Why did you do that?

SPEAKER_02 28:34

I don't know. I don't know. I had a stomach of steel. I did it, but I what'd you say? I'm not that hot.

SPEAKER_00 28:43

Steaks are not that.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

I know, but I was in it, and I felt like I was like, I won fear factor before I could do this. And my friend told me that my breaths burnt her nostril hair out of her nose. Yeah. And then another time I won a rigged competition, a Hardy's burger eating competition, but they carved the middle of the burger out so I would win. And then I had to go dance at halftime and I almost vomited.

SPEAKER_00 29:12

So much for that stomach of steel.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

I know that was my last eating challenge. I've we'll never do another one.

SPEAKER_00 29:18

Um eating challenges are not my thing. No, um, they disturb me deeply. Yeah, I cannot even watch them like on TV. Yeah, I mean I think it's because I'm scared of puke.

SPEAKER_02 29:30

I don't want to watch it either. I don't know why I partook in partook, partook.

SPEAKER_00 29:35

I don't know why I did so many of them, but um like whenever the people do the hot dog eating contest and they dip the bun, they like dip it in water so that it like slides down.

SPEAKER_02 29:44

See, I see this is my thing. I will do an eating challenge, not for volume, but for like gross factor. Like I've never done one for like how much can you eat. I guess the Hardee's well, the Hardee's one was like a timed thing and That made what honestly was worse than the gross stuff to me.

SPEAKER_00 30:05

I want no part in any of it.

SPEAKER_02 30:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

I was so happy when Survivor stopped doing the food episodes. I was like, oh my gosh, thank goodness.

SPEAKER_02 30:16

But would you rather like eat something really gross or have to like be in a box full of snakes?

SPEAKER_00 30:27

Oh my gosh. I don't want to do either one. Like, would you okay?

SPEAKER_02 30:30

Why do I have to pick? You have to pick. If you if you had to like, what would you rather eat one of those like the I don't know what country where there's a delicacy, but you eat like a whole chicken and an egg? It's like a baby chick and an egg. Or would you rather like have to be in a box that they like continue like drop like different reptiles on you? Like snakes and like I don't know.

Tin Man Night, Confessions, And Call-Outs

SPEAKER_00 30:58

Snakes, yes. If it's spiders, no.

SPEAKER_02 31:01

What if yeah, what if it was like what if it was scorpions?

SPEAKER_00 31:05

Absolutely not. I guess I would maybe this is the prop, this is my issue. I would rather just like I can't say this out loud. Like the option is always, I mean, not really, but like I'm not eating that and I'm not getting in a box of scorpions. So you wouldn't win anything. And if they say, if they put a gun into my head, I'll say, well.

SPEAKER_02 31:37

Oh my god, I wasn't thinking that. I was just thinking it's a game show. Oh, oh, oh my gosh. You're not held hat held captive.

SPEAKER_00 31:47

Thinking I was like held hostage. No. Um, game show, I would say I'll take my bag and I'm ready to go.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

You get no bag. You just have to fail. How much money? A million dollars at Survivor.

SPEAKER_00 32:06

I guess I'd eat the chicken for a million.

SPEAKER_02 32:08

Me too. I think I would too. Okay. Um, that's all I have on youth group. You know?

SPEAKER_00 32:18

Yeah. Pretty formative years. I was I I like there's parts of it that I loved. Same. But there's parts of it that I'm like, what was that? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 32:38

Yeah, Tin Man at Celebration. We went to this one treasure. Oh my gosh. We only have two, we're on Zoom, so we're timed. So we only have two minutes and 47 seconds left. But we had to go around in a circle at night and tell all of our deepest, darkest secrets to each other. And then why did we do that?

SPEAKER_00 32:55

Yeah, with like all the kids you went to high school with, and then you like show up on Monday and have that you were never friends with, and you show up on Monday, and you know everyone's deepest, darkest secret.

SPEAKER_02 33:05

What do we have to share? Is was it like was it like telling our sins, or what was it?

SPEAKER_00 33:10

It was like you had to like make a person out of tin foil, and there was a candle in the middle, and you'd have to say, like, where you the candle's God, and you're the tin person, and you have to say like where you were in relation to God before the weekend, and then where you are in relation to God after the weekend, because it was at like this the almost the last night.

SPEAKER_02 33:29

Oh, so like and there was no adult in the room, the person that was like in charge was another teenager that honestly probably just like wanted to know everyone's dirt, yeah.

Closing Notes, Next Guest Tease, And Links

SPEAKER_00 33:42

And one time I like sh shared that I was like partying and like scruggling because that was my high school experience was rough, and then he went and like called me out in front of a whole in the meeting, called me out and was like, I don't think she's fit to be a leader. I'm like, okay, sorry that your 10 man was not interesting at all.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

Who had the best tea? Me. I was just trying to spice it up a little bit, you guys. Um, well, this was so fun. It was fun.

SPEAKER_00 34:27

I think we're gonna try to have a guest next time.

SPEAKER_02 34:30

Look up Fergie's flips and look up the song Girl Watcher.

SPEAKER_00 34:38

Yes, yes, yes, yes. And I hope you guys have a happy Tuesday. Yes, happy Tuesday.

SPEAKER_03 34:45

See you next Tuesday.