Sister Sh*t

Turkey Teeth and Toupee's With a Sprinkle of Anthrax

Caroline Smith and Meredith Walker Season 2 Episode 7

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This week we're talking toupee's, turkey teeth, and anthrax. 

We're also collecting embarrassing middle school stories for next week so send them our way! 

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Meredith Returns from Italy

Speaker 2

hi , welcome to sister shit . Hi , I'm caroline , I'm meredith and meredith is back . This I'm back . I'm back from italia how was it ?

Speaker 1

is that that ?

Speaker 2

what people call it . I think so . Italia , yes , sicilia , sicily yes , it was great . I'm glad I was back . Do you want to tell me all about it ? I am at the point of post-vacation where I've told how it went enough , yeah , which is really nice . I've had a lot went enough , yeah , which is really nice . I've had a lot of people ask me and want like detailed , want details , which is really sweet . But I've just been saying it was great , it was everything I dreamed it would be . I'm very proud , I'm very excited for what's to come . Mira was leading a creative retreat in Italy , so it was great , loved it . But we this tonight are talking

Hair Plugs and Turkish Transplants

Speaker 2

about something I saw on the way to Italy . I didn't know . You saw one in the flesh . Yes , if you've been on TikTok , you have probably seen that Istanbul is a hub for hair Plug Transplants .

Speaker 2

Well , is there a difference between hair plugs and hair transplants ? Probably , but I don't know it . Me and my friend who I was traveling with were debating like she knew more about it . I think hair transplant is like maybe a little bit more legit , looking Okay and plugs are like Plugs are like I don't know what they do , but with a transplant I think they like move a hair follicle to a new hole oh gosh or something To a new hole .

Speaker 2

Oh gosh or something . Anyway , I saw a couple in the flesh , quite literally in the flesh . And people like post-procedure traveling . Oh , you saw a couple people with that , not a couple . No , no , no , a couple of people .

Speaker 2

Okay , I was like wow , what a fun couple activity Hair transplants and turkey . I know , but we wanted to I . That brings me to the question . I just feel like there's this revival of like not even revival , but like normalization of like men doing self-care treatments and , most namely , there's this girl named Toupe Queen . Yes , On TikTok and Instagram that like does , I would say like contemporary toupees .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 2

Like they look really good . She's like glues them , she styles them , she does before and afters .

Speaker 2

It's honestly very inspiring to watch because these men's like their confidence is like through the roof . But what do you I mean ? Like let's discuss , okay , yeah , roof . But what do you I need ? Like let's discuss , okay , yeah , because I I literally just saw a video of this guy at a concert taking his shirt off and it like gets caught on his toupee and peels his toupee up and like there's a bunch of girls in the background like , and then he realizes it and like kind of , runs away , runs away , yeah , like he was super embarrassed . Okay , this is my understanding . I thought they were very permanent . I thought they like would like I thought the glue was like good , I mean it is , but he probably just like went too long , it's not permanent forever .

Speaker 2

Well , right , you know it's permanent for like he was due . I don't know how long toupee glue lasts , but I'm assuming you have to go back like every month to get it re-glued .

Speaker 2

Do you know what person it was ? No , I scrolled past very quick . Well , okay , so what are you , if you like , were dating . Like met a guy and he was like I have a toupee . Or like was dating someone , find out later he has a toupee . Or like , or date , was dating someone , find out later he has a toupee , like . What would your thoughts ?

Speaker 3

be . I know I was about to say what like .

Speaker 2

what's the appropriate time to tell someone that you have a toupee ? I think like first date , early in , but not first date . That is not worth it .

Speaker 3

No , you're going to scare people away , I think and like you .

Speaker 2

I feel like you'd Okay , you would tell people . On the brink of it becoming more serious ,

Dating Someone with a Toupee

Speaker 2

I think On the brink of it becoming more serious . Like I don't think you would tell someone . Like maybe third date yeah , Like I think first date , it would be like a weird thing to share Mm-hmm , Doesn't feel like necessary Mm-hmm . I think third date , Like we're going to continue , continue dating . You should know , casually , like not like I don't think I wouldn't want like a sit down .

Speaker 2

I mean that's the best sign is if you don't know , and it's date three , and he tells you . And it's surprising so what would ? You think like what ? What are your what ? What are your thoughts ? I don't know , I don't . I don't know if I have thoughts . I think it's like whatever makes the person feel good . I don't know if I would thoughts . I think it's like whatever makes the person feel good . I don't know if I would be like like I'm also not against someone , just like going bald and shaving their hair off because they're going bald .

Speaker 2

What I don't want is someone hanging on too long to some scraggly little hairs I know , with a comb over . With a comb over or like a bad receding hairline , just let that thing go . So I think like one or the other is better than that middle ground . Yes , I agree , but it's kind of like , you know , like girls get work done .

Speaker 3

And are they telling ?

Speaker 2

their guy on the first , second or third date . Well , that's not . I mean like I don't know .

Speaker 1

I mean like I don't know , like is I guess I'm asking like , is it ?

Speaker 2

the same as like no , like , oh , my boobs are fake . I know , when do I have to tell you that my boobs are fake ? I know , I know , I think I ultimately am like good for you . Do what makes you feel good , as long as it like looks good . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . You know , like my friend that I was that was traveling with us , kept being like she was like really happy for these men and we were talking about the hair transplants in the airport and she was like whispering about it . I was like you don't have to whisper and she was like I just don't want to like jolt their confidence if anyone overhears me .

Speaker 3

Oh my gosh , she was like , because I just think it's like good for them .

Speaker 2

Yeah , and like I don't want anyone to think I'm talking bad about them . Yeah , I was like okay , I know . Now I will say , when it comes to like things happening in Turkey that I don't necessarily love are turkey teeth , oh , yes , veneers I'm kind

Turkey Teeth and Medical Tourism

Speaker 2

of over veneers . Wait , are people coming back from Turkey with bad veneers ? If you look up Turkey tea , it's it's like one piece , yeah , and I mean I think some people's look good . Obviously , if you go to the right person .

Speaker 2

But some people are not doing their research . I want to know what these things cost stateside versus Turkey Like does the cost being lower offset even the plane ?

Speaker 2

one yeah typically it does and and I read this thing , I can't remember if it was turkey , but it was like a country with a really really incredible hospital that americans were paying and you can like stay there , okay , and you like go . It's called like medical tourism and you can like go to a really really nice or hospital facility like a hotel and get like every single thing looked at and checked and like it . I mean , they dive deep for like a three day . It's kind of like a meds , a medical spa . One thing I'll say about turkey I was there for a total of three and a half hours . They're really trying to get people to go there , are they ? Yeah , istanbul is like come tourists and they keep like all the flights we were looking at had like these 24 hour layovers and they have a shuttle , an airport shuttle , that's like four long layovers . I think they like intentionally do long layovers . So people are like , ooh , let's spend a day in Istanbul . Oh , no , sorry .

Speaker 2

I'm showing Meredith a picture of um , that's turkey teeth so bad , so bad . It's like a single denture . Yeah , I mean , and not all of them look like that , like they're not all like that . But you know what I think about when I think about veneers no offense to anyone that has veneers , but I just think about the tiny little shavings underneath the veneers , I know , and like underneath those things you look like Gollum , I know , I know , forever , forever . Now are their teeth perfect ? Yes , but we've had this conversation before . I kind of find teeth imperfections endearing . Yeah , no , I do too .

Speaker 1

Not like rotten teeth , but like crooked .

Speaker 2

Well , I do feel like there's certain situations where veneers are like not necessary , but like helpful . Yes , like there's people who have , like , struggled with addiction and like .

Speaker 1

Yes , yes , yes . They're on a new path and , like , want a new smile .

Speaker 2

I follow this girl who grew up in poverty and like has been years and talks very openly about how like her parents , literally never brushed her teeth .

Speaker 3

Because the person's smile like really makes a difference , so I get it , I get it .

Speaker 2

And they can look really good . Yeah , like I have seen ones that like I love and I'm like wow , your teeth look amazing . But I just think it's odd when people with like decent smiles you want like a perfect smile .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yeah .

Speaker 2

I'm like that's not , you don't need all that . I know the . La of it all . Like I feel like the beauty standard in LA is like or just like in , like that world , like TV movie , like actors , singers , everyone getting like Miley , I don't know . Like actors , singers , everyone getting like Miley , I don't know if . I've listened to her oh they're so bad Like bad , bad , chunky veneers . Oh , and like she didn't need veneers .

Speaker 2

But it's like the beauty standard has just like changed . Now everyone's like used to these big-ass teeth , yeah , and a little chiclet , yeah , anyway . So I didn't see , I didn't know that turkey teeth were a thing . I didn't see any of those , yeah , okay , wait , but tell me your opinion on toupees . I think , well , I think I said it .

Speaker 1

Like .

Speaker 2

I feel like , if it makes you feel good , great , if I dated , if I was like , if I found out the guy I was dating had a toupee I don't , I just think it'd be a test . It'd be like , do I really like this guy ? I wouldn't care if I was already a bit , a little bit on the fence . That might be like a tick like , and he has a toupee , like I don't you know what I mean . Like , I just think it like .

Speaker 2

I really think it's dependent on , like , how attracted I was to him as a person yeah , that's fair you know , yeah , I do think , though , like even with the veneers and stuff . I'm like when it all and we've talked about this already in the beauty standards episode like whatever makes you feel good , boo but I think the toupee too . What I keep coming back to is like you take care of that business on your own . I don't need to see you bald like if you don't want to , if you don't want me to see you bald to the point where you have a toupee you please don't ever peel that thing off .

Speaker 2

Yeah , you go to the salon , you get it redone , you come home . I don't see you bald until you're ready to always be bald , because I think that's what it is . I don't want both . Yeah , I want a full head of hair , or no hair .

Speaker 2

You don't want that middle . Can you imagine like you go to bed with a full hair head of hair and you wake up in the toupees on the nightstand ? No , I don't want that . No , it's like stuck to the headboard , like sticky boobs . I just I think you , it's all or nothing , like you , it's like the same thing with the comb over . I don't want . Can you imagine like being in bed with somebody and like pulling their hair and it just comes off and it's so sticky under there .

Speaker 2

I have thought about like the sensory situation of the glue . I don't like that . It makes me feel like stressed Again keep it in the salon , like having glue on your head .

Speaker 2

On your head and there's like dust on it . It reminds me of like you peel a sticker off your water bottle and it's like Imagine that being on someone's head . The residue I can't . Oh gosh , you got to get out though , wouldn't you be gone ? So anyway , I just think like

Jay's Coworker's Toupee Story

Speaker 2

, take care of your business . Do what you want to do , don't make me be part of it , okay , well , jay has a toupee story that we're going to let him come on and tell , because we told him we were talking about toupees tonight .

Speaker 2

And he's like wait , I have a story . And he starts to tell us and both of us were like nope , nope , come on and tell us , so please . Yes , welcome , jay , we'll be right back .

Speaker 3

Okay . So yeah , there was a guy that I worked with . I'm going to leave his name anonymous , but , yeah , the guy was always bald . Okay , as long as I know him . Okay , For like two years at least . Okay , Probably longer .

Speaker 2

Like bald , like he shaved his head , or like nothing was growing . It was shiny .

Speaker 3

You know the thing where they gotta shave the sides .

Speaker 2

Yeah , our dad has a cul-de-sac .

Speaker 3

So they shaved the sides .

Speaker 1

Okay .

Speaker 3

And , yeah , I mean , I went to go work somewhere else and I got back Still bald , but then that guy left for like a month , came back .

Speaker 2

Like he left jobs or he took off work yeah , he like went and took another job , but came back okay came back with the , with the toupee you think he left just to have a gap of time to where no one like remembered that he was bald yeah , I don't know . Yeah , maybe he didn't actually take another job .

Speaker 3

He was like working remote .

Speaker 2

He was like taking a personal moment so that he could get his toupee situated . So , what did it look like ?

Speaker 3

It was pretty bad .

Speaker 2

Like it wasn't like a good one , or do you think that you just knew him bald , so it was like whoa . Or was it like a bad toupee , Like could you see the glue ?

Speaker 3

I think it's stapled .

Speaker 2

I think you can . I think it's stapled , I think you can see staples .

Speaker 3

Wait , wait , wait , jake . You can see something in there like stuck to his head . I think I look like staples . Maybe it's the bottom of the 2a or something I don't think it's so . Picture just like a bald head , and then now it's just like dark brown , just like a thick , just lather right on top , it's like a carpet .

Speaker 2

It's a carpet . It's almost like a hat , like it was a cheap toupee , like he got it from , like I don't know , amazon I don't know , I'm stuck on the staples I don't know , I don't think it's staples .

Speaker 3

I think he probably like didn't glue the seam correctly like it was probably the seam , maybe the seam of the toupee , I don't know , but did anyone say anything ? How do you make them stick on ?

Speaker 2

Glue , heavy duty glue that's like the main way to do it .

Speaker 3

Yeah , so maybe it's not staples .

Speaker 2

Nobody's stapling toupees into their head . This whole time you were like that man had staples in his head .

Speaker 1

I don't know .

Speaker 2

Jay , you can't staple into your head unless your head is like gaping open .

Speaker 1

This took a like this is not what I was okay , so does he .

Speaker 2

He wears it every day and he has for the past , however long since he came in with the two pets you still work with them . Yeah , oh , did anyone say anything ? Or did everyone just pretend like like what was anyone ? Like oh , nice hair dude , or no one said anything ?

Speaker 3

no , people , people notice but did they ?

Speaker 2

did they say something to him like does he want ? I'm ?

Speaker 3

I'm sure , I'm sure I didn't say anything to him .

Speaker 2

I was just like hey man , how you been . How was that other job ?

Speaker 3

there's some changes .

Speaker 2

No , I you know oh well , good for him . Does he seem more confident ? I was gonna say does he seem more confident ?

Speaker 3

I was going to say does he seem like ?

Speaker 2

happier . Yeah , he does actually , he's so happy . I love that . Wait , are you being ? He's being sarcastic . I think the guy's like kind of not ever happy , but I think that's with or without the toupee , just not like a generally happy dude .

Speaker 3

Maybe he thought the toupee was going to like a generally happy toupee .

Speaker 2

Maybe he thought the toupee was going to bring him happiness .

Speaker 3

Maybe yeah , why would someone ?

Speaker 2

And now he's stuck . Now he's like this didn't bring me happiness , and now I have to keep wearing it . Well , I wonder what the mission was to get the toupee .

Speaker 3

You know what drives someone to get a toupee .

Speaker 2

Especially when they've been bald for so long . I mean , maybe you just want something different , some pep in your stuff . Okay , now listen , what would you do if you started going bald ? Would you get a toupee or would you just shave your whole head , which we know that you'll shave your whole head , because you did it whenever you thought you had lice over the summer , because our son had it . And the next thing I know , I hear the buzzer cut on and Jay's on the back porch with no shirt on buzzing his head yeah , with no shirt on Buzzing his head . I was like , well , we didn't need to do that , but now you and Sim have no hair .

Speaker 3

Yeah , I rock the bald head .

Speaker 2

I don't know , I don't . Jay , I can't see you keeping up with the toupee .

Speaker 3

No , I'll get a long beard if I bald head Start wearing like a metal , you know , like the metal guitars . What's that , dude ?

Speaker 2

You don't know , I don't know , but I don't think I like this version . I don't like where this is going .

Speaker 3

Anthrax yeah , it was a band .

Speaker 2

It was a band I thought that was like a Dr .

Speaker 3

Tool or .

Speaker 2

Anthrax ? What is Anthrax , ant killer ? No , in the 90s people were putting it in the mail and mailing it to people , and when I was , I think I was like in kindergarten , because I remember parents were like being scared to check the mail .

Speaker 3

Do you remember this ? Yeah , parents were like I'm checking , don't check the mail .

Speaker 2

What is anthrax ? It's a poison , holy shit , I know , and it was in people's mail it's an acute infectious disease caused by the bacteria , by bacteria . So people were just like growing anthrax in their backyard . Oh my gosh , you know what ? That reminds me of ? The guy , the cult leader , that grew salmonella and went and sprinkled it into the salad bar in Oregon , savvy Krista Lived Face down , feet in the stirrups .

Speaker 1

Are we supposed to say her name ? I don't .

Speaker 3

Oh , this is the guy . This is the guy from the Benanthroids .

Speaker 2

Oh my god , that's what you're gonna do , scott . Ian , I don't like where this is going At all . I'm so sorry , krista . Okay , anyway , she what . She lived there where the sprinkled salad salmonella salad sprinkle was .

Speaker 1

Does she remember Like ?

Speaker 2

was that before her time . She knew about it . I don't know if it was before her time or not , but she I was like telling her about it . She was like , yeah , that was like in the town next to me or something .

Speaker 3

And now it's Young Life .

Speaker 2

Camp Yep . Crazy man , I can't imagine like being having so much hate in my heart that I grow a bacteria , Salmonella of all things To poison people , I know . And salmonella's not really going to kill people , it's just going to make them shit themselves . I know that's , that's vengeance . Okay , now did you eat ? We ate cookie dough as a child . I want to know if , if everyone was doing that , or if people are actually scared of salmonella .

Speaker 2

My husband's mom told him and gave him worms if he did it . And he believed it till he was a hot , till he was a husband I mean yeah until he had a wife . That was like that's not true I mean , hey , if you tell me something's gonna give me worms , I'm staying far away . I mean I'm sure it could a bad batch , but like , where are the worms coming from ?

Speaker 3

I took culinary arts . My teacher was like don't eat cookie dough you better . He was just like if you touch anything , then get something . You better put it .

Speaker 2

You had to like wash it sanitize it Remember when people were washing their chickens .

Speaker 3

He's like if you get anyone sick , I'm kicking your ass on my kitchen . They were like so serious you had to go through a whole course Food safety .

Speaker 2

Yeah , wait . Washing their chickens . Yeah , back in the day people would wash their chickens with soap , like their chicken meat .

Speaker 3

Yeah , Remember back in what day On the bear , we finally finished the bear .

Speaker 2

Remember back in what day On the bear , we finally finished the bear ? Oh , and Carmi was making his mom a chicken and his mom's like , well , don't forget to wash the chicken . And he's like , mom , people don't do that anymore , unless you're wanting to get salmonella all over everything . You don't wash your chicken . Why would it get salmonella all over everything ?

Speaker 2

Because , then you're like washing chicken juice all into the sink . It's splattering everywhere . People used to do that . Yes , I think my friend has an aunt that still does . Doesn't your chicken taste like soap ? Probably ? That's crazy . People are doing wild stuff .

Speaker 3

I get rinsing it maybe , yeah , rinsing .

Speaker 2

No , you cook the salmonella out . No .

Speaker 3

I don't . It's slimy . It can be like ugh .

Speaker 2

I hate salmonella chicken , you know Well , this is fun .

Speaker 3

Toupées , anthrax and somnilo . There's an episode All right everyone , thank you .

Speaker 2

We can let you go , but thanks for popping in . Thanks , jay . I hope that your coworker is living his best , toupée dream life .

Speaker 3

I do too it doesn't sound like it . I know I don't think it is .

Speaker 2

I'm so concerned with Jay thinking he had staples on his head Until this moment . Yeah , he just doesn't like know much about stuff like that , you know ? I mean , I don't think most people know much about toupees , but staples . But I would think you , I don't think that that's the normal train of thought surrounding toupees .

Lice Stories and Men's Jewelry

Speaker 2

Train of thought surrounding toupees yeah , oh man . Um okay , speaking of lice , oh , we had lice this summer . Yeah , sorry , that was .

Speaker 3

That was my bad , not my bad , my kid's bad yeah , he picked it up at summer camp and gave it to mayor's whole family .

Speaker 2

You know it was my first time having lice as an adult and they do have a new treatment now . That's like it's the stuff that the people were taking .

Speaker 1

No , it's not , it's different , that's ivermectin .

Speaker 2

This is ivermectin . Very similar names , I had to look it up , but I think generally the same . Doing the same thing , like killing a bug , okay , but now you don't have to comb them anyways . It's easier now but it's still gross . I won't go into the nitty-gritty . The nitty-gritty that was cute , but um , lice jokes . I remember in elementary school when they would go through like knock , knock , knock , coming into the classroom time for the lice check and the nurse would go through every single person's head while the teacher was teaching . No , mine , we would take turns going to the nurse's office , okay , but it was like you would go in alphabetical order In elementary . Like I have a vivid memory in fifth grade of the nurse coming to our classroom and checking everyone's head on site . That's insane .

Speaker 2

If you had lice , she'd pull you out . So everyone knew where ground zero was . Or subject patient zero . Yeah , and like how insane is that that that was how they did it . Yes , jay and Sim like didn't know to be embarrassed about lice which , like maybe you don't have to be , but I'm like generally people think it's disgusting and are terrified of it so when sim had it , he was telling everyone we'd like be at the store and he'd be like I got lice .

Speaker 2

I'm like it's gone now and that was weeks ago and jay jay was walking . We were like getting in the car to go buy lice treatment and he passed our neighbor . His neighbor was like hey . Our neighbor was like hey , man , how you been Well , we got lice . I was like Jay , stop telling everyone . Oh , my gosh , so funny .

Speaker 1

Okay .

Speaker 3

Also .

Speaker 2

I have another opinion I want to know about for men's appearances .

Speaker 3

How do we ?

Speaker 1

feel for men's appearances .

Speaker 2

How do we feel about men's jewelry ? I like it , yeah , depending on the jewelry . I'm not talking like puka shells or like giant tacky leather wristbands yeah , but I like like a chain , like I like a simple chain , as long as it's tasteful and it's not like . It's not like I don't know how to describe what tasteful is , but you know what I mean like it could go . It could either look like classy or it could look a little like . Do you think there's like a guys that can wear jewelry and guys that cannot ?

Speaker 2

like if he showed up here with a necklace on , would you be like ? No , really , he's kind of stylish . I think if you're stylish , a chain looks good . Yeah , now I don't know if everyone's style equals chain wearing . I don't know that Keith's does .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 2

Keith used to have a little necklace he wore that I liked and then he lost it . Jay is not a jewelry wearer at all , but he also just is extremely no-nonsense about literally everything . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . Like he doesn't even want to have to look in the mirror if he doesn't have to . You know , On his grooming days he acts as though he has to clean the litter box . He literally hates shaving his face and trimming his beard . Okay .

Speaker 2

So he's not going to put a necklace on . I don't think he's going to take the time . I wouldn't mind it if he did , but I'd also be like we need to change your style a little bit , Okay . Because , he's wearing like surf t-shirts and shorts and rubber Birkenstocks .

Speaker 1

That's not really a chain situation .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I do think men's more men are wearing jewelry than like . It's more , it's more wide . Remember puka shells ? Yeah , do I . Yeah , I used to be like oh , puka shells . Yeah , I know , f me up , puka shell . It was like the 98 degreesegrees vibe .

Speaker 1

In Hollister .

Speaker 2

Yeah , it was like I literally thought that Hollister models were like the hottest thing to ever exist . Yeah , my nephew wears Puka Shells Like they're back he like asked for Puka Shell necklace for Christmas or something one year . Okay , puka Shell , I know they're back . He's a junior , he's 16 . Are they show ? I know they're back , he's in , he's a junior , he's 16 are they gonna start wearing double polos ?

Speaker 2

I don't know , because that's what it was a double polo and a paris berries , the double pole . There was a couple at our school that wore double polos and matched and I remember thinking , even as a high schooler , like that feels insane . Like you're , you're not only matching one polo , but two . But , two and like they coordinated their outfits every day . They're married now . That's wild , but like . Imagine matching with your boyfriend in high school .

Speaker 1

Mm-mm .

Speaker 2

I love a matchy-matchy , but never like Jay and I aren't matchy-matchy .

Speaker 3

We never coordinate . I like a coordinating moment for like Christmas Eve . You know what I ?

Speaker 2

mean , have we talked about matchy-matchy ? What have we talked about that ? What do you mean Um the time that we planned our matchy-matchy day in New York City with our bloated group ? Should we debrief that real fast , caroline , I've apologized for this . You have to do it in a nice way . No , I'm going to because I know you've apologized and , honestly , you have to do it in a nice way . No , I'm going to because I know you've apologized and , honestly , such deep regret but like , maybe we're the ones that are being mean .

Speaker 2

Not mean , but like we're taking it too um , too much , but it was . It was three to one . I was clearly in the wrong . Yeah , okay , so we went to new New York for a bloated weekend with our friends and Meredith bloated

Matching Outfits and Fashion Regrets

Speaker 2

.

Speaker 3

Bloated is a group of friends .

Speaker 2

Yeah , have we talked about that we have . But if you don't know , bloated is our group of friends , that it's like four of us and anyways , meredith , we've all bought these incredible rugby sweatshirts that are so comfortable . They're like oversized rugby sweatshirts navy and cream , meredith . Embroidered on like the left chest side , bloated , yeah , and like really pretty script script .

Speaker 2

They're very cute they're adorable and so we planned for one of our days . There we were all gonna wear matching rugby shirts and let me tell you , the people loved them , people love them . They were like I think that we like brought that matching with your bestie because remember whenever you used to match with your bestie in middle school .

Speaker 2

That's what it gave that same feeling and like people were very into it . I know it was so many people stopped us and we're like the shirts . We love them , I know . But mayor was trying to go new york city bitch , which is like fine . I , I , we all were like really trying to wear our best fits that weekend . Yeah , but mayor went with double rugby but wore a green and white striped one underneath like and then draped the blue and white one over her shoulders , which was like a killer outfit , but not for matchy , matchy day , yeah it was a good it was a great fit , but it didn't match the group it coordinated .

Speaker 2

I didn't know , listen , okay . I didn't know , listen , okay . I didn't know that we weren't like putting our own spin on things .

Speaker 3

I thought we were all just .

Speaker 2

I thought we were all just like . I also didn't know like it was going to be like a whole day of we were matching all day . I thought it'd be like a cute moment around the house , cute picture . You know what I mean . I thought it was gonna be like a moment and it was a whole day , yeah , which was like so fun .

Speaker 1

It was so whole day , yeah , which was like I loved .

Speaker 2

It was so in the future , like I think that we've learned that you would rather do no , no , no , no no no wait , what you would rather match with ?

Speaker 3

us in the future yes , I will say .

Speaker 2

I had an opportunity to change my expectation , to manage my expectations and reality when I when everyone got dressed and they all were wearing the exact same thing , and I can just chose not to yeah , I should have . I should have gone with the group . I'm really sorry we forgive you .

Speaker 2

It's just so funny because no shame . All day and anytime Ben would see anything green and white striped , he'd be like that just likees me off . Like just looking at those green stripes pisses me off . And anytime there was a picture of us and we'd like look at it , he'd be like damn it . Meredith , you're throwing off the whole vibe and I was , and I'm so sorry .

Speaker 3

We forgive you , we just need to do it again .

Speaker 2

Well , you , I don't know if Ben will ever like let me do it again . I think you will . I think you will as long as you don't try to do that again it was a good fit .

Speaker 1

It was a good fit .

Speaker 2

It wasn't the right time . Right time good fit , bad time , no , okay well anyway , it's fine , we forgive you . I don't want you to feel shame anymore at this point . It's funny that we won't ever . You know , a dead horse hates to see us yeah a dead horse does hate to see us , because we will beat that thing over and over and over again for years to come . We will so yeah . Okay , but you should repeat that double rugby outfit .

Speaker 3

Never in their presence , not on .

Speaker 2

Matchy Matchy Day . I won't ever do it again in the presence of Ben . I will never do it again , okay , but the fall is coming up so you might see the look . I know it was a great look . Rugby's not out , right , I'm going to keep wearing it , okay , I hate when something comes in and then goes out . I out . I'm like I just bought this . I think you just like keep doing it .

Speaker 2

Yeah , as long as you like it , as long as it's not overdone . Yeah , yeah , I guess . So , like , what do you like ? That you feel like is out , I don't know . I just feel like I have clothes that I'm like like I bought some clothes this summer and I'm like , am I going to get to wear these again next summer ?

Speaker 2

Yeah , Are people still going to be into this next summer ? I don't know . Yeah , shopping's hard these days . It is , and I try to buy staple items . I don't want to keep shop . I don't shop that often . I know You're doing great Thanks . You always look cute , thanks . Okay , this up , mary and I were talking . We really want to get some embarrassing stories up in here . Yeah , right , yes , or bad dates or like what do you think ?

Speaker 2

Well , I think we need a theme Okay , people can send stories around . I really want to do like unhinged shit you did in middle school , okay , yeah , like I think that that everyone was a middle schooler and everyone did some weird ass shit I have a good one Me too . I'm ready to share I have several . Yes , submit your unhinged middle school moments to us via email .

Speaker 3

Or DM ? Do we still have an ?

Speaker 2

email address Sistershippodcast at gmailcom . Or you can just DM us on Instagram and we'll read it on the pod , yeah , or you can even voice memo us on Instagram and we'll read it .

Speaker 1

We'll read it on the pod , yeah , or you can even voice MMOs on Instagram too .

Speaker 2

Oh yes , okay , let's do it . Okay , I can't wait . I hope you all are having a fabulous day and we'll see you next Tuesday , see you next Tuesday .