Sister Sh*t

Cabbage Patch Kids + Cults

Caroline Smith and Meredith Walker Season 1 Episode 30

Ever found yourself chuckling at the oddities of a Cabbage Patch-styled maternity ward or pondered the inner workings of an online cult? Strap in as Sister Shit takes you through a hilariously bewildering journey to Babyland General Hospital where Cole Sprouse nursed his post-breakup blues and cabbage babies are 'birthed' daily. Our adventure doesn't stop at the heartfelt dedication of Disney-like staff; we also peel back the layers of modern cult dynamics. From the entanglement of Twin Flames to the stark realities of off-grid community living, we're chasing the rabbit down every quirky, eye-opening corner of these fascinating worlds. Plus, we take a moment to reflect on the shared pandemic memories that united us all, from "Tiger King" to the surreal solidarity of lockdown.

As the candles on my 34th birthday cake flicker out, I'm sharing the personal epiphanies that come with the mid-30s territory. Join me as I revel in the newfound comfort of my own skin, not just metaphorically but through an evolved skincare routine that's as soothing as my cozy bedroom sanctuary. We'll muse over the surprising resilience of the Cabbage Patch Museum amidst a global pandemic, celebrate personal growth in the face of adversity, and perhaps inspire you to transform everyday routines into your own slice of luxury. So, whether you're a die-hard Cabbage Patch collector or just in need of a soulful giggle, this episode's got a little something for every listener.

Speaker 1:

Hello, hello, happy Tuesday. Welcome to Sister Shit. I'm Meredith, I'm Caroline and it is another week.

Speaker 2:

Thanks for being here, you guys. Yes, thank you. I hope you had a good week. Long weekend, caroline and I just went to Buford to see our parents, or our parents. We had a good weekend. We had a good weekend. We had a good weekend and it was really great. It was just cloudy, the cold weather. Yeah, it was cloudy, it's really, really getting to me.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2:

I need the sun and the warmth to come back. I know it's like snowy sky, but not cold enough for snow. Yeah, just like 40 degrees and we're going to be back.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So what are we talking about? Okay, you want to talk about the cabbage patch museum. I don't wondering, did you?

Speaker 1:

just learn about this?

Speaker 2:

No, I've known about it for years.

Speaker 1:

We've just never talked about it.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, okay, I am, and I just I was going to like to share with you. I was going to tell Karen about it. I was like, oh, I know about it. I almost went. So I was like, okay, well, why don't you tell me about it, cause I think you might know more about it. I went about it Like a decade ago, okay.

Speaker 2:

When apparently it's gotten like a major facelift? Yeah, Because when I learned about it it was like how is this place still a thing Like? What is keeping this place still a thing, Like what is keeping this place together? And who is working here? And are they ghosts Like? And does anyone go? And does anyone go? I mean, like you look up the pictures and they were like haunting, like really creepy, and I just Googled it and it's like it's got a nice website, it's got a little logo, it's got like I mean it looks like a hospital. Yeah, yes, it sure does. That what it looked like when y'all went, when y'all we didn't go. Well, when y'all like researched it, looked into it. So, yes, we go. We used to go to the lake we like still sometimes do and we went to this house. That was near the cabbage patch museum. Where is it again?

Speaker 1:

It's like randomly in Georgia. Yes, okay.

Speaker 2:

So our lake house was like 45 minutes from the lake or something like that. Okay, and I had just seen that coal sprouts. This was at the time when I was obsessed with coal sprouts Because I was watching Riverdale and I was like, obsessed with him and Lily's relationship, rip, but she, they're just no longer together.

Speaker 1:

They're just no longer together.

Speaker 2:

And they weren't together, they had recently broken up when he was at the cabbage patch museum because he was there with another girl. So he went. He was there and he was posting all of these pictures of him at the cabbage patch museum or hospital. What is it called? It's called the. I looked it up but I kept it. It's like the cabbage patch general hospital or something.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yes, okay. It's like baby land, general hospital, baby land that's what it is. Which is weird to me that they don't even have like cabbage patch in the name. I know it's baby land, Baby land general hospital and Cleveland.

Speaker 1:

Georgia.

Speaker 2:

Yes, okay. So I looked, I saw that he was there and I was like what the hell? And I like saw that it was in Georgia and I was like that's weird and but I didn't like look into it or anything. And then the next week we were at the lake and we were like trying to find things to do and someone was like we should go to the cabbage patch hospital and I was like what I had like just learned about it, like a week prior, because of cold.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you learn about it.

Speaker 2:

You're like, surely? This place is like in Vegas or something or like in, like some random desert town? Yes, Not in Cleveland. Georgia 45 minutes from our lake house.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But um, yeah, it's bizarre, like it's free, which I'm like. Who is paying for this hospital? I think the guy, the Xavier, the inventor of the cabbage patch stall. He's got a whole whole story. Yeah, I saw that on his website. He's got like a whole garden dedicated to his mom. But they like, literally once a day the cabbage tree thing will like go into labor and have a baby and there's like attendance, that like there's like a whole skit they do.

Speaker 1:

Yes, with nurses and everything.

Speaker 2:

Have the baby and then they take care of them, and then they it's I mean Carolina. It's a world I just did like a whole deep dive and it's like a world I didn't know still existed 10 years later.

Speaker 1:

I just see what.

Speaker 2:

Xavier looks like I know who's going Cole Sprouse, I guess, but baby land hospital. I need to see what Xavier looks like. There's this like really bad, like poorly photoshopped picture of like a young blonde girl that's like in every marketing pit photo of them. I'm like surely she doesn't actually work there, but maybe she does. You think she's a model?

Speaker 1:

I know I'm truly.

Speaker 2:

who works there, who lives in that town? I can only imagine like it's, like little old church ladies that like they're like yep, I work at the old baby land.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Delivering cabbage pack delivering cabbages, but they I mean it's a. I think they take it very seriously. Like it looks like the verbiage is reminding me of like Disney, how like.

Speaker 1:

If you know a Disney princess, you're never like you know the person that plays the Disney princess Not being real?

Speaker 2:

Yes, Like I'd feels like everyone is like really live and breathe the cabbage patch life Like it feels, which honestly kind of makes me respect it more. I know.

Speaker 1:

I know less creepy.

Speaker 2:

The story is wild on the website. The story is on the website. Got great little illustration. I just don't know who's like keeping this up and running. Who's paying these nurses salary if admission is free? Surely it's not a salary. It's definitely hourly, don't you think? Yeah, but like someone's gotta manage it. Yeah, that's true. There's a bath camp where you can go and bathe your cabbage patch, which?

Speaker 1:

what is that? In pale? Do they have an?

Speaker 2:

Instagram, yeah, and it's good. I just looked at it. It's like I mean, it's just like normal, like it looks like it's like this thing is. I was fully expecting the Instagram to be and was like, honestly, before we got on this call doing a quick deep dive to try to find the sinister side of this.

Speaker 1:

And it wasn't to be found.

Speaker 2:

I mean, it's like kids playing with dolls, like it's very normal. And then, like 10 years ago, when I found out about this place, it was around the time that there was like that show about like my secret obsession or whatever, and have you ever seen the footage of the adults that get together with their cabbage patches and I go to a playground like someone has built cabbage patch size playground equipment in their house and they all go to their house and they're like putting it on the swings and they're like all playing with their cabbage patch dolls like they're their own children.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I was trying to find more of that kind of stuff and apparently that's like I mean. I'm sure those people still exist, but I that's not happening and they're.

Speaker 1:

Facebook group is private.

Speaker 2:

I almost requested to join Wait, can you purpose of this episode, but I think I didn't have enough time to get. They wouldn't have. I don't think they would have believed me. They're like, pretty cute, not going to lie the cabbage patch. I know they're creepy dolls and they're winning me over Dearing ones, and they're pretty endearing, I know I want to know more about Xavier. Yeah, did you find a picture?

Speaker 1:

Did you read?

Speaker 2:

anything about him, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I did.

Speaker 2:

I just read the fictitious story about him and how he discovered cabbage patch dolls. Yeah, in the in the woods of Cleveland, georgia, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that woman discovering the tablets Sorry, that was me, okay, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, okay, he's. His dad died when he was five and it's traumatic car accident.

Speaker 1:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:

He met Martha Now when Thomas Nelson Thomas had a craft fair in 1976 and asked her to supply him with dolls to sell in Georgia where he lived and worked. Thomas briefly let him sell her doll babies, but stopped. Thomas then sued Roberts.

Speaker 2:

Oh, we have a bad one and undisclosed amount out of the case was settled out of court. Xavier Roberts, he tried to steal the design from her. Yeah, he like he met her at a craft fair and was like, can I have some of your dolls to sell it in Georgia? And then she like made him stop and then sued him for it. And then in 1978, he created his own design and licensed the dolls for mass production.

Speaker 2:

And then he traveled the U? S attending craft fair selling these cabbage match kids. How much is he worth? Oh, hold on, they have no jobs open, unfortunately. Okay, xavier Roberts net worth. This is so bizarre. Did you have cabbage patch kids? I feel like they were more of an 80s thing.

Speaker 2:

I they were like an 80s baby toy and I I jumped straight to the American girls oh, net worth of 50 million Dang. I bet that lady he stole the design from is really kicking herself. I know, I know, wow, 50 million Making cabbage patches here.

Speaker 1:

I'm just like I know right, I'm like we got a patent Some shit, what.

Speaker 2:

We got a patent, some shit. I know. Oh my gosh, we need a million dollar idea. Are people still buying cabbage patch kid? Can you like find them at the store? Yeah, I just. You can buy it. Yeah, I think Walmart had. I just did like a. I think Walmart still sells them. You can buy handmade ones at the cabbage patch hospital for $300 a pop. Oh, so that's where they're making their money. I don't, but there's only like seven available at a time. They're like handmade by people in Cleveland. Oh, so everyone in this town has bought into the cabbage patch life.

Speaker 1:

I think so.

Speaker 2:

It seems. Is it a cold? Wouldn't that be cool? Would be cool, but I don't know that.

Speaker 2:

I would join that clean reputation on the on the interwebs. If you were to join a cold, yeah, which one would you join? Oh, okay, love this question. Um, yeah, girl, I don't know which one would you join. I mean, well, now I'm like the cabbage patch one. Well, that, are we doing? One we know exists, or like one that we think could be one? Let's do one that could be one, because if it really does exist, it might be problematic. I mean that most of them are, most colts are a pretty problem. Problem, I don't know you would join the cabbage patch colt. I mean that wouldn't be my first choice.

Speaker 1:

Who's the colt? Leader of the tree.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the mother tree.

Speaker 1:

The mother tree, that's the cabbage once a day.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that poor lady is probably worn out. I mean, it's a tree. Oh, oh, my gosh. Yeah, I think I would. That would be on my list of colts that I would join what's? The best colt documentary you've watched of late? Oh man, the Twin Flames one blew my frickin' mind, did it In the way that I was just like I felt so sad, yeah, and like just the way that these people Did you watch the? Mother one. No, I haven't watched that one.

Speaker 2:

I didn't finish it I was so icky, but I Twin Flames. Okay, this is what I'm gonna say. They're idiots. They're completely total idiots, I know because, this is the thing Most colts are in person, where you're, like you know, only living. Yes, if you leave, you have nobody.

Speaker 1:

This one offers like nothing.

Speaker 2:

And this was like online and I get brainwashing as like a powerful thing. But I just feel like so and I know that, like you could argue, anything you do in a colt is voluntary, but then you're being brainwashed Like was it voluntary, but I just feel like the fact that it all happened online yeah, I don't ever fault anyone that is in a colt because I know it's like people. They prey on people who like need community and like need vulnerability and all this. But, like, I just feel like it would be so much easier to just like not shine up, sign up to the online meetings. I know this is stupid, but what like? What was the draw? Like why did people? They just really believe the Twin Flame thing. I genuinely think it was like they believe they wanted it so bad and believed it because they just like and they were hearing testimonials from these people that were like it worked for me. It was like one couple two couples If you count the leaders which she was on some heavy duty painkillers, I think.

Speaker 1:

Well, and the?

Speaker 2:

whole thing with how they like thought that they were going to have a baby, yeah, and that it was going to be their like third Twin Flame and that it could like the baby.

Speaker 2:

they knew it was going to be a girl. It would only be allowed to ever have sex with God. But they were God. But then, yes, it was so freaking weird. I know it was weird and I do feel too. I've had like a particular ick about him because I just felt, like with most cults documentaries I've watched, I feel like the leader is drinking their own Kool-Aid. Oh, and he was.

Speaker 1:

And I feel like he got off those.

Speaker 2:

Zoom calls and was like counting his money. Yes, me too, which I think other cult leaders most do the same thing, but I feel like they like also like. I think he like would probably have outwardly said that his followers are like idiots based on his attitude. Yes, like I don't think he genuinely believed these people were going to find love.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't think so Through this program.

Speaker 2:

Did you watch the to Kool documentary about the female orgasm one? No, I can't remember what it was called, but it was so interesting, like yeah, I don't know, I actually don't really remember details from it, I just remember it was like lots of, it, was like very male, heavy Mmm. I think was that it, or maybe the twin flame one was like lots of men and Not enough women, and so they they started being like, oh, your twin flames actually a dude because they're like oh enough girls?

Speaker 2:

No, so that happened, but it was too many girls Remember okay, then that must have been the opposite, with the to be coming orgasm one, because they were like a lot of guys like wanted to join, because they were just like doing sexual stuff and then yeah, weren't enough.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know, it's all so weird. Mom and I watched this one where it was like basically deciding if it was a cult or not. It's like these people out in Oregon or somewhere that have all this land and during the pandemic they were like, let's do communal, living off the grid, okay. But things like started to get weird because they like went viral on TikTok. So then all these people were like showing up to join this cult based on TikTok, because people were just like wanting to get out of society, yeah, but the leaders were.

Speaker 2:

So it was just like I I didn't watch it all the way through, I kind of dropped off, but it Honestly so people trying to like create a society and it just like was hard, which like, yeah right, I know I was a friend, it was it Christian was like Christians. No, because I had a friend. One of my friends was telling me like my friend in COVID moved out off the grid and it's like started using all this like very specific verbiage and it's like you know, like it's all under this guise of like communal Christian living. But she was like I wouldn't be surprised at all if, like, five years down the road, they're like stuck in a cult because it was like like very and not like fundamentalist Christian, just like very specific type of believer like and Like they.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, but I'm I needed interest to touch in with her and see what's going on, because I'm very curious what has she? She wasn't in it. She knew some. Yeah, she had a friend that she was like I Am okay, I like don't know what's going on with her. Okay, you like that happen up with a lot of people in COVID, though, I know. I think people were just like desperate for something like yeah, collection.

Speaker 2:

Also like can we talk about how COVID was four years ago? I Like that is like it literally would have started next month four years ago. Yeah, actually my 30th birthday. It was two weeks before my birthday's tomorrow. Oh, my birthday's today. Yes, oh my gosh, yes, happy birthday Mary, oh my gosh ago. On this day we are celebrating my 30th birthday With, and I had no, and I got a tattoo that had my was like the date of my 30th birthday, without knowing that I would forever have on my body the year that everything.

Speaker 2:

I covered started, I know two weeks later oh. Weird, oh so weird. Covered was. So we were talking about today. In the car I were like I remember Tyger.

Speaker 1:

Remember.

Speaker 2:

Tyger King and the way that it like united us as a like as we were going through our very first ever pandemic. Mm-hmm, I know I'd like have. Now I've noticed that like I now I think if like someone's like, oh, in 2019, I'm like before, yeah, pre-covid, and then it's like 2023. It's like recently, but like 2020 to 2022 in my brain is almost like off of the timeline, yeah, like I don't feel like anything and like that's so crazy. I mean I was raising a baby, like I had like I know it was like these very-.

Speaker 1:

Same. We had both had, you had like yeah, we were both, and it's just like you had almost one year old and I had a six month old, yeah.

Speaker 2:

And so it's just so weird because I just feel like those years to me like are like plucked out of my timeline of life a little bit. They like, they're like a little detour from like what was, from my trajectory of life.

Speaker 1:

Oh it's so weird.

Speaker 2:

It's so weird I don't know how to like reconcile those years into like what. Actually I don't know. I think I just like am in denial about them. I know, I know it was so bizarre and I just I can like I have a couple memories of COVID but then, like a lot of it is so mush together, like I feel like so much of it was a blur.

Speaker 2:

But you know what that's so funny, that you're like four years ago, cause I feel like I think maybe now we're finally entering the year, the timeframe that we can be. Like that was officially like in the past. I mean, I know it's still affecting our world and it's still a thing and it hasn't gone away completely, but like I think we can now all comfortably be like that was an event that happened previously not one that's like currently affecting our day to day.

Speaker 2:

And I don't work in the medical fields, I don't know, but I just, I don't know it feels like a comfortable amount of distance. Now, I think is what I'm trying to say yeah, for the first time since it happened it's like it was four years ago and I just like feel like the I used to wake up every day and like check the COVID numbers. Oh, I never did that. And now, oh, I like did majorly. It panicked me, I don't know why that was yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 2:

Why I felt like I needed to do that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I think I just so badly wanted to see them go down, so I just like would check all the time. That's funny, I didn't know that. Yeah, I mean, I think most people did, I just I didn't. Oh, so nuts. But now your ground talks Like can you imagine, can you believe the cabbage patch museum made it survive of all the businesses that didn't make it through COVID.

Speaker 2:

The cabbage patch museum isn't only surviving, it's thriving, it's. It got a facelift. It got a frickin' facelift. That is so nice. Maybe they were like. I bet they didn't require masking. I bet they were booming during the rain. Oh, gosh probably it was in Cleveland, georgia. It was about some of their best years. Yeah, they were like we don't require masks here.

Speaker 2:

The cabbage kids are immune. This is one hospital that doesn't require what was it called? Pee something what the COVID preventative stuff Don't remember. Oh my gosh man, wild, wild times. I wish that the Cabbage Patch Museum was a little bit more active on socials so I could see what their day-to-day looks like. No, I think that's part of the allure. It's a little mysterious, I know.

Speaker 1:

Oh, if we can't see it.

Speaker 2:

Cold Sprouts definitely shared a lot, but it all just seemed so strange. Was that pre-face lift too? Because that footage is wild. It's very creepy. I can't remember if it was pre-face lift or not. Man, but man, what a time. Well, we've been all over the map. Today we have Happy birthday. Thank you, so excited. What are you hoping for in your 34th year? I don't know. I just feel like I'm really settling into my 30s and it feels good, like I feel like.

Speaker 2:

I am like 30s are great. I'm officially mid 30s, which feels a little weird, but like Not quite, 34 is not mid is it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, 34 to 36 is mid and then 37 and up is upper right, ok, ok. Broken up into thirds that's how I've always seen it, yeah, ok. But one of our friends the other day was like I think I posted something about settling into my 30s and I was doing my eye patches and bedtime routine at 7.30 at night and our friend was like she messaged me. It was like gosh, do you have any tips for your 20s? I'm not even close to figuring it out and I think what I'm like? I just don't think I feel like your 20s. You don't figure it out, you just like get through them, make them live it up, because I feel like it wasn't until I turned 30 that I was like OK, this is who I am. Yeah, this is what.

Speaker 1:

I like. I become more OK with like this is what I'm like.

Speaker 2:

Shut up with, yeah I want to do like I don't know. I'm like figuring out like my 20s were all over. I mean, I think it's like that's. I feel like that that's what it's for, though I feel like the 20s is like figuring, like doing your best to figure it out yeah, and then 30s like OK, now you can like no pressure, just like settle down a bit, yeah, yeah, or not Anyway.

Speaker 2:

I think, yeah, I mean not settle down, but just like. Like just settle in, like just get a little comfy with yourself, you know. Yeah, yeah, like don't think so much about, like what everyone's thinking, just like do you? Or what everyone's doing, or whatever. I'm feeling, yeah, yeah, so anyway, I don't know, I don't. Yeah, my wish for 34 is that I just continue on that path.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes, love to see it so more skincare you a little more skincare.

Speaker 2:

I'm more eye patches in bed at 7.30.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I, my nightstand is like I am actually like very much getting into like a little groove with my nightstand, like I have got like a hand cream, I've got like I've got like a little tray that has my chapstick, my hands, my hand cream, a couple of little like knickknacks from travel. I feel like my nightstand has become like my new little like cozy spot, yeah, which I love. I know every night I get in bed I take my magnies, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I put on my chapstick.

Speaker 2:

I've got my water bottle.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the water bottle. I'm like I just love to like hang out in my bed now, and I've never been. I've always like been a hangout in the living room until I'm ready to pass out, and now I'm like I'm just going to like lay in my bed for two hours and like, yeah, just like enjoy my night-tomb time routine. I know, okay, the girl that we love on Instagram that like makes her life a luxurious hotel. Did you see that? She keeps all of her skincare on a cart? Yes, so that is, she doesn't feel like doing her skincare routine in the bathroom. She can just do it in bed. Yeah, what are your thoughts on that? I know, I did see that and I heard what is her name. She's amazing Like Annie Vanderbiet.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, well, I have to post one of her posts because I like on Instagram, because I, she's like my, she is like my self care inspo right now.

Speaker 1:

She's like the most. Yes, and I love it.

Speaker 2:

I mean, she is making her life a five star resort.

Speaker 1:

I love it, I like your board. Yes.

Speaker 2:

She's got a great Amazon and all of her things are like shoppable on Amazon. She would be horrified if she came to stay at my house as a guest.

Speaker 2:

I know I feel like I would never leave my house if it was like her, but anyway so yes, I did see she has a little cart that tucks in next to her sink or she can roll it next to her bed and do her like night time routine. So what would you do that? I thought like that for me. I was like I don't think I need to do that, that's no. I don't have enough skin care to make that feel worth it. Like, yeah, I literally just like wash my face, put on my serum and my retinol and my like lotion and my teeth and call it a day.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but like I wouldn't mind having like a little caddy that fits in my drawer. Especially if I pop it out and put it on my nightstand and like watch TV?

Speaker 1:

And if you were?

Speaker 2:

having wash us and you wanted like a night that you wanted to do like a good, like yeah, I'm going to do a mask, I'm going to do this, like that would be nice.

Speaker 1:

Mm, hmm.

Speaker 2:

That would be nice. Yeah, so that's my plan for 34. Mid 30 things. It's going to be great. I, um, yeah, really going to just lean into that. I love it. I love it, um, but that's it, okay. Well, what are you going to do today? Um, I think I'm going to well, right now it's the day before, and I haven't decided if I'm taking my yoga class in the morning. Okay so may or may not take a 6am yoga. Definitely want to get my nails done. Yes, maybe get lunch with you.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

And then I have no other plans for the rest of the day. So I don't know, gonna, make you or get you your favorite takeout? I don't know, I haven't asked. I'm keeping my expectations low just in case. But yeah, I feel bad cause you know how most people are like make me my favorite thing for my birthday and I'm like no, I want Jimmy John. Yeah, I know we've done a few take. We did take out for Valentine's Day. So I don't, I don't know we should plan a dinner probably. I don't know. I know that's another thing I feel like with every year birthday it just become less and less like, like I didn't know, I feel like, yes, I am literally today.

Speaker 2:

I said what are you going to do for your birthday tomorrow? And you're like tomorrow's my birthday, like you'd completely forgot. I know, I know I had. It was weird, but kind of nice. I prefer it that way. I like used to feel so, yeah, like anticipation about my birthday, and then there's like so many expectations. Yeah, but I think it's nice because then anything that does happen just feels like an actual gift. Yes, yes, I agree, but yeah, maybe I do need to plan afternoon, because I do get down in the dumps. I know you need to do. Hopefully the weather sunny so you can just, like it's true, stroll around in the sun. I know, okay, well, yeah, I got to figure that out. I got to figure out if I'm signing up for yoga.

Speaker 1:

And you thought we'd be a great start to school, so I've got to figure that out.

Speaker 2:

Oh, so you could sleep in. I know, I think that's. My dilemma is like I think maybe I'll sleep in and let him just do that. I think.

Speaker 1:

I just decided every day this weekend.

Speaker 2:

I sure did Tell nine Me.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, was that okay? Yeah, it was totally fine. I just don't know how you do it I don't know. I mean I've been staying up late, I've been like I stayed up like scrolling, and then last night I did not sleep well at all.

Speaker 1:

I was like my mind was full on.

Speaker 2:

Last night I my mind was like rolling around too, because we ended our evening stalking with Angelo Garcia on Instagram, and that was a roller coaster.

Speaker 1:

It was it was, if you guys don't know who, angelo Garcia is.

Speaker 2:

It's from the 80s.

Speaker 1:

He's not doing great.

Speaker 2:

He's hanging in there, but he's doing his best. He's doing his best, but yeah.

Speaker 1:

So, anyway.

Speaker 2:

Wait, I feel bad. Were you taking care of my kids at nine o'clock in the morning?

Speaker 1:

No, gosh, I didn't do anything, I had a leisurely drink coffee and ate oatmeal Okay, great. While they watch TV.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I slept in, so I just don't know how you do it. I like my internal internal alarm is like nine is my max nine 30s sometimes so like nine is like sleeping in for me. Yeah, mine is typically like eight, 30.

Speaker 1:

That's for me, but we've been.

Speaker 2:

We were like staying up late and watching movies and stuff like that. So I feel like I was just, and I was like they're downstairs with grandma so I can just lay here yeah. I want to get up and fix breakfast Right now. So man. Well, that was all over the place. That sure was. Thanks for tuning in. We have a super fun topic coming up.

Speaker 1:

We do.

Speaker 2:

If you have any, what Potentially? Well, I haven't asked. We have a. We want to bring on a guest. We want we're going to talk about beauty pageants at all ages and stages. If you have any personal experience with that, please get in touch.

Speaker 1:

You would love to know You've been personally victimized by beauty pageants.

Speaker 2:

Please send it to our inbox, please. That's your assignment for this week. Yes, yes, yes, so that's coming soon. I hope, yes, I hope. You guys have a great week, yep, and we will see you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

Bye.