Sister Sh*t

Lumber Liqui-Haters

Caroline Smith and Meredith Walker Season 1 Episode 27

Ever had a moment when you looked back at old college photos and had to laugh at the fashion disasters you once thought were peak coolness? We sure have and this Tuesday we're not holding back on the nostalgia, or the humor, as we take a whimsical look at the evolution of college fashion trends. From the iconic bubble necklaces to today's sorority staples, join us as we dissect the quirky uniformity of campus 'going out' attire and share our own style missteps that time-stamped our college years.

But it's not all throwbacks and chuckles—we're also sharing the latest from our Lowe's Home Improvement saga, where a DIY shelving project becomes an epic quest featuring a feisty four-year-old sidekick. Brace yourself for tales of aisle confusion, checkout standoffs, and the surprising gender assumptions we bump into when venturing into the world of power drills and plywood. It's the kind of day that tests your patience, yet somehow leaves you with a story worth telling and a smile on your face.

And just when you think you've heard it all, we'll wrap up with a teaser of our next episode that promises to be a riot. Prepare for a deep dive into the world of dating mishaps and the boyfriends we'd rather forget. So, grab your pals, settle in, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even find some comfort in our shared misadventures. Remember, you're not alone in this crazy journey—we're right here with you, and we'll see you next time for another round of stories.

Speaker 1:

Hello, welcome to Tuesday. You need to get it together. We need to practice beforehand.

Speaker 2:

What happened to? Our like intro where we'd say I'm Meredith, I'm Caroline and welcome to sister shit.

Speaker 3:

We probably need to there. It was there. It was Tuesday.

Speaker 2:

Happy Tuesday, I think we're going to be able to get it together.

Speaker 3:

I think we're going to be able to get it together. I think we're going to be able to get it together.

Speaker 2:

I think we're going to be able to get it together.

Speaker 3:

Happy Tuesday. I feel like it's been a long time since last Tuesday.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it feels like a freaking For me.

Speaker 3:

Quarantine. They were sick. So it really has been a century for you guys. Yeah, tomorrow's like my first day out of my flu quarantine and I am counting down. Almost there, almost there. But the weather is in my home. It's the best.

Speaker 1:

I'm just tired.

Speaker 3:

I'm on the right side, I'm always. Well, we did go to Target to get some essentials and I literally felt like I was like stepping back.

Speaker 2:

It felt like COVID days again, where I like, oh, it's been rough. Well, I'm glad you guys are feeling better.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I feel like everyone is sick right now. I know.

Speaker 2:

I hope you're all right. I know the weather's been nice after it wasn't for a long. It was like really rainy, and today was nice.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah yeah, but anyway, okay, tonight, today we have two really random topics, but they're both things that have happened in the past week when I was out in the world, because Caroline wasn't out in the world. But first we wanted to talk about this with you guys because I went out to dinner with my friend. We were leaving the restaurant at the time. That like five points, which is like all the college bars.

Speaker 3:

Let's preface that we live in a college town.

Speaker 2:

We live in a college town Five points is where all the college bars are, but there are a few restaurants that like non-college, like full grown adults go to at normal hours, and so I went to. We went to the restaurant we were leaving at. I guess it was probably like 9.30, 10 when we were leaving, maybe even earlier, so it was starting to. Five points was starting to like wake up a little bit. People were out and about and let me tell you, I took a picture we will post on Instagram. I took a picture when I was standing waiting for to cross the road at the three girls in front of me and every single one of them was wearing and I'm not exaggerating, every single one of them was wearing what looked like identical jeans, wide leg.

Speaker 2:

High waisted wide leg High waisted yeah, light wash white sneakers, and on the top they each had a spandex, lace boostier lingerie top on, and all their hair was on the same too.

Speaker 3:

Also, let's remind everyone, it's January. It was warm, it was like 60.

Speaker 2:

That day it was warm. Oh, okay, okay, I was wearing like a summer dress with like a sweater around my shoulders, like it was like not, I was like in a short sleeve as well, so it wasn't they weren't like freezing.

Speaker 2:

But and I sent the picture to Caroline and I was very tempted to ask them like hey, do you guys have an event that you all had to match for? Or like I just wanted to troll them so bad, because I know that every generation of college students has had their like going out uniform, but like has it gotten more uniform?

Speaker 3:

Well, and the thing that stinks is like I just feel like jeans and a black top is so classic and they're wearing it every single Friday and Saturday night, to where now it's not gonna be fricking classic anymore, or does it?

Speaker 2:

always and always classic, and there's a lot of variation within jeans and a black top. Yes, but so the fact that there is so much variation in jeans and a black top and they were all wearing the exact same thing.

Speaker 1:

But they all still are wearing the exact same thing.

Speaker 3:

That's what I wanna talk about, because I feel like when we were in college everyone was wearing like the same type of thing.

Speaker 2:

It was like jeans and a going out top with heels, or like in the bubble of necklaces.

Speaker 3:

Oh my gosh, like it was bad. It wasn't any better, it wasn't any better. I'm not trying to say that.

Speaker 2:

But I do feel like people were wearing like different colors, different combinations of the same things.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, we all like borrowed each other's bubble necklaces. We didn't all have the same bubble necklaces your tones were making a joyous, were making a jewel tones.

Speaker 2:

It was Arabian nights out there every, every weekend.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, I had purple ballet flats.

Speaker 2:

You loved a colored tight too.

Speaker 3:

I did. But that was the thing too was like in my era of college, like all the girls had freaking Jack Rogers, which like what yeah?

Speaker 1:

I don't.

Speaker 3:

I don't know why that was the shoe.

Speaker 2:

That was the going out shoe, that was the shoe.

Speaker 3:

It was the shoe, it was the class shoe, it was the going out shoe it was the shoe Jack Rogers with like Nike shorts. Yes, yes, and a sorority shirt, yeah.

Speaker 2:

So, I do think what we're talking about here. It's like not you, you did not know when. I sent you that picture, you were like it's. I was like what is happening? And you're like it's sorority girls. So it's like not all college girls.

Speaker 2:

It's just like I guess sorority girls have always had like a uniform a uniform a true uniform, but like I don't, know, I think, the times that I've been out and about on the streets of five points when it's popping, I feel like, as of late in my 30s, late 20s, I'm like I think they're all it's like become way more. Yeah, because less diverse, I mean.

Speaker 3:

I feel like in in most circles, it's like you all get ready together.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And you're like, oh shoot, we match, I'll change. Where is that moment? Oh my gosh, let's all wear the exact same outfit.

Speaker 2:

Do you think it's this Okay? This is my question too. Do you think it's like? Are they cognizant of the fact that they're all matching, or is it?

Speaker 3:

so subversive.

Speaker 1:

They're subversive. That's what I want to know.

Speaker 2:

That's why I wanted to ask those girls I wanted to be, like, did you guys know that you're all matching? Like, did you go shopping together, like what is happening?

Speaker 3:

Sixth grade me would be thriving. I lived for a matchy match. Love to match Me and my friend, we would literally like go shopping over the weekend by all the same things. We would be like oh my gosh, we met. Wow, the length that you went to for that moment, and then we had another friend that would always get mad.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you left her out.

Speaker 3:

She wasn't in the matching crew. Classic middle school.

Speaker 2:

I know Classic middle school. Classic, classic middle school I have intentional Were you being mean.

Speaker 3:

No, no, it really was like. Oh, I'm spending the night at her house this weekend and we're stumbling upon a Bobby, a new, fresh Bobby Jack shirt at the JCPenney. Was that the monkey? Yeah, and some clad Bermuda shorts.

Speaker 2:

The monkey before that was Paul Frank. Yep, that's what it was.

Speaker 3:

It was like. I mean, it was really like like more cartoony, Lower income she.

Speaker 2:

Lower and.

Speaker 3:

Like we freaking loved it, Like I mean, it was literally like six to $12 shirts at JCPenney, so was.

Speaker 1:

Paul Frank happening that.

Speaker 2:

And you guys were just like we're Bobby, we're on about Bobby Jack budget I don't even know.

Speaker 3:

I had. No, that's the thing with sixth graders now. I had no awareness of like, oh, this is cheap. Oh, you know what I mean. Like it wasn't even like, oh, I need the budget version of this. I just was buying it because other people were buying it.

Speaker 2:

Okay, okay.

Speaker 3:

And I didn't give a shit that I was like shopping at JCPenney.

Speaker 2:

So the trend was Bobby Jack, that it wasn't like, the trend was Paul Frank and you guys were like we're going to get Bobby Jack at my school it was Bobby Jack. Okay, well, we're income Queens.

Speaker 3:

Not that, like no, I think it was a time thing, I think.

Speaker 2:

I think that was after the other monkey Anyway.

Speaker 3:

And then I was like I really wanted to be a rock see girl too, but I don't think I understood that was. I also didn't understand that like rock sees expensive, and that's why I couldn't actually be a rock see girl.

Speaker 2:

So we got the old Navy Hawaiian Hawaiian flower shirts.

Speaker 3:

Yes, and not that, and I'm also saying low income sheep, we were not like low income, but I I didn't know, I had no concept of money at all, so I was just like yeah, this looks kind of like the thing I'll do it.

Speaker 2:

Yep, totally. I just wanted to pair a Sophie shorts, so bad and mom would not buy them. I think because they were like $24 cotton shorts although I don't know how much they were, but mom was like absolutely not. Those are way too expensive for what they are and it's honestly fair by the time I was like Sophie was everywhere by the time I I don't know, I feel like I had a lot of Sophie shorts.

Speaker 3:

I also had some limited to Sophie shorts.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know why mom said passed on me. I don't know if it was a budget thing or if it was like a no, because I know that you're going to roll those up four times. Oh my gosh, did we roll?

Speaker 3:

some Sophie's.

Speaker 2:

I know with the hair band on the T-shirt. Jim class.

Speaker 3:

Jim class is so great Camel toes.

Speaker 2:

I was like I was just not prepared, like I went like again, this is the year I rolled up in that place with my willy backpack and girls were rolling their shorts and I was like, where am I? What is this? I am not ready. I don't even have a pair of these shorts. I want to give that girl a hug. I didn't, I did not, I know.

Speaker 3:

Me too, because I had a very different sixth grade experience.

Speaker 2:

I was thrown to the wolves.

Speaker 3:

My sixth grade was very wholesome.

Speaker 2:

I wish mine was. I mean mine was, but I was alone in my wholesomeness.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, your school was a little Little wretched.

Speaker 2:

Um, okay, Well, yeah, so I don't know. I would love. I like we need to read. We really need a Gen Z guest, because I want to ask about Shrek. I want to ask going out uniform, and I'm sure I can think of other questions too. Yeah, I have so many to solve world hunger, yeah, um.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, are Hannah and Ben considered Gen Z I don't know, they might borderline.

Speaker 2:

They might. They might be like the elder millennials of Gen Z. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3:

Oh my gosh, they're going to be the elder gen Z. I would love to do that it would be really funny. Oh man, I know cause I'm like, do they? These are friends that?

Speaker 2:

Caroline was in grad school with, but they were no, no.

Speaker 3:

I was in undergrad, but I went back after like a million years.

Speaker 2:

So they were like a baby and was a fully grown adult and they were just normal college student ages.

Speaker 3:

Yes, and they took me under their wing and wrapped me up and keep us young. Um, okay, so the next thing you want to talk about. I go ahead because I have no idea what you have to say, but you've got big feelings because you've already texted me about how much you want to hate on it.

Speaker 2:

Big feelings and I think I've they've always been there. But today I was like wait a minute, what is going on at Lowe's? Because, okay, okay, I had to go to Lowe's. The anxiety sets in. You're like I'm not, I don't know what I need, I'm not going to be able to find what I like. I just I'm like I go in knowing I'm going to have to come back. That's just the default. You go in.

Speaker 2:

I go in and like like not going to be able to find what I need, like not confident. So I was building some shelves in a closet Like I wanted to do, like built in shelves, where I was going to do like a wooden bracket around the walls and then I was going to place a 12 by one on top, just like basic shelves. So I go in and I think the point where I lost it why also brought my topler. We walk in, she's immediately. Like I have to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3:

The bathroom is a my Never also never fails with that one.

Speaker 2:

Oh, what kit.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I know, I know he always has to go to the bathroom. The second you get some, so immediately walk in the door.

Speaker 2:

We're going to the bathroom. We have to walk all the way to the back. Then we have to get lumber. The lumber is also all the way in the back. We don't. We're not getting enough lumber to get the giant cart that like has a mind of its own, where all the wheels are spinning at different. I hate that thing. I do too. We don't have enough lumber for that, but we have too much for a normal size shopping cart. So we're in that.

Speaker 2:

I'm pushing the cart. I know are you stressed, the imagining this. It's the worst. What?

Speaker 3:

is not enough for the big car.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I had two, two by ones, that were six feet long. I had every. Nothing was longer than six feet and I just feel like that car is like, it just doesn't, it's too big. I had total four pieces of lumber. Okay, I had two, two by ones, one 12 by one by four and one 12 by one by six. Okay, I'm just, I'm getting like flustered, I'm like, oh my God, this it was too soon, it just happened today. So then, just keep in mind, during this whole scenario, I have a four year old who was just doing laps around the cart and my vision is compromised because the the freaking boards are sticking up over my head and I have to. Just I'm pushing the cart, I have to keep looking from side to side around the boards to see where I'm going Uh huh.

Speaker 2:

Then. So you're walking from the very back of the store with all the lumber. There's a four year old circling the cart. I'm have to get other stuff. In every single aisle there's one of those freaking electric. Oh gosh.

Speaker 1:

Uh huh.

Speaker 2:

That take up seven eighths of the aisle. So I'm having to like stand there and wait for this clunky machine to do its thing so I can walk around it, and then I have to go in. I have to go find a drill bit I don't know what size drill bit.

Speaker 3:

I don't, I don't want to have to do that that aisle.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I know I already have the lumber.

Speaker 3:

I, I, so I leave my cart in the main aisle.

Speaker 2:

I didn't think I was going that far to get the drill, but anyway I won't go through all the nitty gritty details. So basically, once you have the lumber, you can't go in the drill bit aisles because they're too small and the perpendicular to the regular aisle. So you're having to turn the car every which way, and so I'm going to go in the drill bit, I'm going to go in the car every which way, and so then I have to get wood glue and then I get a plant and blah, blah, blah. So I'm like also, I get to the checkout and there's a man in front of me who's like I want to get this plan, it's a dollar. And the guy's like the guy at the checkout is like okay, it doesn't say that in his tag and I don't even know how to start to like look that up in the system. Do you have a minute so I can go? Like price check? I don't. And he was like you don't mind waiting or you don't have a minute, and he's like I don't have a minute.

Speaker 3:

Okay, then you can't get this plant for a dollar.

Speaker 2:

He was just like no, and so the guy at the checkout was like, oh okay, so do you like it was just? The guy ended up leaving it. But I just was like man respect, he was just like I'm just going to have to leave it here. I'm not going to walk it back, but I'm also not going to buy it oh my gosh.

Speaker 2:

And the last thing I'll say about woes, it's also not only is it just like so you, I don't know where anything is. I don't know where anything is. Why is the wood glue not with the wood? Is what I want to know? The paint? Why is it with the paint? I don't know.

Speaker 2:

So then you're trying to make it to the checkout and there's so much shit in the main aisle, like yeah, the main place where people are walking, and then they have all of these stacks of merchandise, just like in the, the potentially largest walkway. So there's like just no room. I just don't understand.

Speaker 3:

Well, and the thing that stinks is like I feel like with like hellos or Home Depot, any home improvement store, you want, as a woman, you want to go in there with confidence, because you don't want to get asked do you need any help, ma'am? And so you like go in there like.

Speaker 2:

You're like, I can do this. I'm a feminist bitch yeah.

Speaker 3:

And then you get in there and you're like, should I do me now?

Speaker 2:

No, I asked the same girl two times where the wood glue was and she looked at me like are you able to care for this child? She looked at me like are you good? So yeah, I know, and then I'm like it didn't happen today, but it's happened countless times where people who do not work there men who do not work there ask me if I need help. I know, sorry, if this was any other store, would you feel like you had the authority?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, if we were in a freaking target, would you ask me that If I needed help?

Speaker 2:

No, you wouldn't, so can you please Like? Yes, I do need help, but you don't work here.

Speaker 3:

I don't want it from you. I will ask someone in the red, I mean in the orange apron.

Speaker 2:

If I was a dude, which they don't know. That's the thing. The men who don't work there actually do know more than the people who do work there. So it's just a whole conundrum and I just am like if I was a dude looking lost, you wouldn't ask, like it's just the whole experience.

Speaker 3:

That's what I mean. That's what I mean. You want to go in there like I don't need anyone's freaking help.

Speaker 1:

But you do.

Speaker 3:

You do Because it's low and Home.

Speaker 2:

Depot, single-handedly holding up the patriarchy. Like is it like.

Speaker 1:

Just putting us in these compromising situations where we need to be organized.

Speaker 2:

A man who has no right to authority to guide us.

Speaker 3:

They keep it unorganized on purpose so that we have to ask for help. They're like we're never putting the wood glue with the wood. We're going to put it with the paint.

Speaker 2:

Women love the paint aisle, oh my gosh. Anyway, so that was my afternoon, but I will finish it out by calmly telling you this very sweet ending to my afternoon. I got home I already knew I was going to have to borrow my neighbor, miter Saw he brings it over immediately. And then he's like do you need help with the project? And I was like honestly, ed, yes, like, if you want, he's retired, he used to work.

Speaker 3:

Which one is?

Speaker 2:

Ed he, the one that moved in right after like a year after us.

Speaker 3:

Oh, in the.

Speaker 2:

With the teal door.

Speaker 3:

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 2:

But they. He used to be a Mason and when he moved in he said listen.

Speaker 1:

I got a lot of tools, so it wasn't like a person she'd like that's so sweet, you don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 2:

It was like I had. I have previously asked him like I'm going to need some help with some things he like knew.

Speaker 3:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

So I was like, honestly, that would be a huge blessing, and he helped me build the entire shelving system.

Speaker 1:

Like we worked together. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2:

He was, so it was lovely.

Speaker 3:

That's how neighbors like I love. I love a good neighbor.

Speaker 2:

I know they're in. Like his wife came over, we were chatting it up in the garage. Like it was just the most wholesome, delightful end to my afternoon. And I was like Ed, if it wasn't for you, I'd be going back to Lowe's four more times and I this project would never get finished.

Speaker 3:

So no, thank you so much. That's my thing is like we bought this ancient house that needs so many projects and every project we do. I just realized I'm not a project gal.

Speaker 2:

I know it is not for me, but you know what I realized today, I think, if I had the tools at my disposal, I could be it's really only.

Speaker 3:

And I could like, really like it's the going to Lowe's, it's truly the going to Lowe's, and like trying to figure out what.

Speaker 2:

I need and knowing you'll have to be back. I mean, that's the, that's like the biggest thing that prevents me from doing projects, because I am the money.

Speaker 3:

It's like you had to spend so much money every time you go to Lowe's. I know if I had all this stuff, I know which.

Speaker 2:

I know you got to spend money to get all this stuff, but I always think about asking for it for my birthday, like for event. You know, I don't know I'm like, but I'm like, I know I don't want a power tool for my birthday, but I need them. I need to start collecting them, but I don't yeah, maybe like one power tool of a Christmas. A Christmas, I know, but I don't know. Anyway, we literally have like a drill and a Sawzall and that's it.

Speaker 3:

See, Jay has some tools, but he does, doesn't he? Yeah, but like I don't think he has like a ton of indoor type tools, he has a lot of like outdoor type tools I want one of those little tiny nail guns.

Speaker 2:

I have one. Oh, you do a Bradgun. Yeah, I just bought one. Do you need it?

Speaker 3:

If I ever ever start a project yes, I will need it. I want to finish my footboard. What do you call that? The quarter round the baseboard trims, whatever it's called. Upstairs in my guest room. This is so, this is so boring.

Speaker 2:

I know we say that every week. Thanks for coming back, you guys. Is anyone out there? Is anyone still listening? We need Walker to pull our numbers. We're still showing up.

Speaker 3:

Can you, imagine? If like?

Speaker 2:

Mom, Mom's the only one left. Mom, we love you.

Speaker 3:

No, I know that some people are listening, because they text me about it every week, but we love you guys. Oh my gosh, she keeps calling.

Speaker 2:

Well, yeah, anyway. I will say I'm sorry, I just I y'all. I just wasted your 20 minutes just venting about my lows, but I hope it. I hope it resonated. You're not alone. You're not alone.

Speaker 3:

So I had a girl we like we're from middle school slash high school. We were talking on Instagram Because she like said she was saying that she was like LOL, the girl that just voted this on my static or on my poll on my Instagram story, who was like such a bitch to me in high school and I was like girl, I'm sorry but I have to know who it is. And like we were just dying about it. And she was like I didn't know that you had a podcast, blah, blah, blah. And then she texted me or she messaged me a couple days later and was like I am dying, laughing at the. I had a boyfriend for a minute one, because at one point our boyfriends were roommates. We need to do another. We need to do another. I had a boyfriend for a minute because give us some context.

Speaker 2:

Which boyfriend for a minute was this?

Speaker 3:

The one that got arrested for stealing out of the cash drawer at the seafood restaurant. Okay, because her boyfriend worked at the same seafood restaurant and they lived together. The house smelled like shrimp, like all the freaking time they would both get off work and literally reek and for some reason we dated them for an extended period of time, but we were just rolling.

Speaker 2:

Do it. What's the stinkiest job? Like I've had like a few jobs that you like. Come home smelling of what's your like stinkiest job? Did you ever have one? Mmm, I guess you didn't.

Speaker 3:

The tanning bed.

Speaker 2:

Oh my gosh, that could be a whole episode, caroline, when I worked in a tan bed. Yes, that was the weirdest phase of your life.

Speaker 3:

I know a friend got me a job and I was like I'm not passing this up, but then I literally quit because they wouldn't get off my butt about being pale.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they told you that tanning beds weren't bad for you.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, they taught me that, like tanning beds aren't bad for you, that they actually filter out the bad rays and they also like a 15 year old telling you. There's like a 15 year old manager telling you this no, and then they know it's literally in their training guide.

Speaker 1:

Like, I'm like this is illegal.

Speaker 3:

Right, you guys are straight up lying, yeah. But I always think about one time, whenever I was working there, this girl came out of the room and was like you guys really need to change your playlist. And I was like why? And she was like because I was laying in the tanning bed and the elite golden gonna let it burn song was playing and I was just laying there like thinking about how I was going to like die in this tanning bed from oh my gosh, that is so funny. I know.

Speaker 2:

That's really funny.

Speaker 3:

I had some interesting jobs.

Speaker 2:

My stinkiest was Well the coffee shop.

Speaker 3:

I was going to say coffee shops always stay.

Speaker 2:

But the coffee shop and the cupcake place were both. I would come back smelling and you'd think cupcakes was like a good thing to smell like, but it was like so like I would make the icing so just be like so much powdered sugar going in a giant mixer and I think it was just like like the sugar on my skin mixed with like just eight hours of work. It was gross.

Speaker 3:

Did you like working at the cupcake place?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I loved it. It was so fun. I mean I we had a great group that worked there and I was known for always eat all the like, extra stuff like we would peel the apples for the apple cupcakes and I'd eat the peels. I was like a freaking garbage. I always have like all the toppings like in my pockets, like stored in my pocket, so like someone would get an apron after me and be like God Meredith had this before me. There was like melted chocolate covered almonds in the box.

Speaker 2:

Mara I ate so many chocolate covered almonds.

Speaker 3:

Okay whenever I worked at the ice cream place where the lady choked on the hot dog.

Speaker 2:

Oh, what did you say? Like after that job, you smell like hot dogs Probably.

Speaker 3:

Probably, but I worked with, nevermind, I was just I think I already told this about the girl that I worked with. That was like very stinky and our boss had to tell her like you're stinky, okay.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

So I think that's the only smell that I remember from that job. Oh, that's sad. I know she was my friend, though she was very nice, so I think that's the only smell that I remember from that job. I was like oh, speaking of her, and like everyone else that I worked with whenever the whenever the owner wasn't there, we would make Sundays in a spoon.

Speaker 3:

So, you'd like get a spoonful of a plastic spoon Gosh, so much waste, cause we'd get a plastic spoonful of ice cream and then put like a bunch of toppings on it and then take the bite really fast and then throw the spoon away.

Speaker 1:

So, like you don't?

Speaker 2:

That just reminded me of my actual stinkiest job, Mo's. Oh my gosh, I reaped after that job.

Speaker 3:

I forgot. You worked at Mo's.

Speaker 2:

I used to grip but I reminded me because we used to wrap the cookies. This is before the cookies were individually wrapped. This is probably why they started individually wrapping them. They were like frozen cookies. You'd let like thaw, but we would. We would wrap them in tinfoil and put them on the quesadilla like griddle, and they get all like warm and toasty.

Speaker 1:

That's how I love the chick-fil-a cookies how they like.

Speaker 3:

put them on the little warmer light. Yes, yeah that.

Speaker 2:

I smelled like straight up garbage when I got home from that job and this. They still use the same cleaning product because, like whenever I we don't get a Mo's out often, but whenever I do, it's like the smell of the like cleaning product in the bathrooms makes me like think of cleaning the bathrooms at Mo's.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Anyway.

Speaker 3:

Okay, I was going to say, have we talked about our? I don't know why I just thought about this. Maybe we can end on this, our chick-fil-a order that we forgot about and recently remembered.

Speaker 2:

The milkshake? Yeah, no, go get it to them Okay.

Speaker 3:

If you guys have not tried this yet, you've got to get the frosted coffee. Add cookie crumbles. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2:

It's so good.

Speaker 3:

It is so good. We married a ton of well, yeah, we. You can tell us about the?

Speaker 2:

frosted coffee. Yeah, we had a friend that used to get a frosted coffee every single day on her way to work because she didn't realize it was like ice cream. So she, she thought it was just like. I mean, I guess it's no different than having like a frappuccino every day. But you thought she was just having like a blended ice coffee. And then she saw the make it one time it was like oh my gosh, I've been eating ice cream for breakfast for like three months.

Speaker 3:

Oh, but the cookie crumbles oh, another hack that I love. We're chick-fil-a. How did we get here?

Speaker 1:

Maybe because.

Speaker 3:

I was subconsciously thinking about how I also had a job at chick-fil-a. I had to work for one month, yeah, and I had to wear the red polo and I just the whole time I worked there I was like I just want to be on the other side of the counter again.

Speaker 3:

I would literally think that every Saturday morning that I had to work and people would be ordering chicken minis and iced coffees. I would just think I want to be the one ordering a chicken mini and iced coffee hung over in my pajamas. That's what I want to be doing. I don't want to be wearing these stupid ass pants and my red polo Black knuckles Did she just, oh man, but okay.

Speaker 3:

the other thing that I love getting there is I do the grilled nugget meal with a side salad, and then you toss the grilled nuggets in buffalo sauce and then you put them on the salad and then you drizzle ranch over it. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2:

I always forget this hack because it's a little complicated, but I it's.

Speaker 3:

very good, it's so good Because the grilled nuggets alone not good. Oh, I don't know. On top of the salad delicious.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, I see what you're saying. Well, guys, that's all we got for you.

Speaker 3:

Okay, next week we're going to talk about bad dates or boyfriend for a minute something, Because we have so many stories that we need to go through.

Speaker 2:

Let's do it All right next week. We're delivering, we're delivering. Please come back.

Speaker 3:

We promise we won't talk about hardware stores ever again. Bring a friend.

Speaker 2:

Hardware stores, I know, oh my gosh, I'm sorry you guys.

Speaker 3:

Okay, it's okay, it was traumatizing.

Speaker 2:

It was gosh. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

Speaker 3:

But, your shelf is done. Your bathroom runnows almost finished.

Speaker 2:

That's great. It's doing great.

Speaker 3:

Things are good, I hope you guys have a great week.

Speaker 2:

Love ya, love ya.

Speaker 3:

Love ya and we will see you next Tuesday.

Speaker 1:

Okay, bye.